An exciting matchup was taken away from us this Sunday. The Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs were set to do battle. Aaron Rodgers vs. Patrick Mahomes. The torch-passing ceremony was ahead of us.
Sources: #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers tested positive for COVID-19 and is out for Sunday’s game against the #Chiefs.
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) November 3, 2021
Yike.
Now, the losers who are pretending as if Covid isn’t a big deal will immediately tell you that this isn’t Rodgers’s fault. These people love reminding you that you can still catch Covid regardless of your vaccination status.
Except, the reason Rodgers is out on Sunday is because unvaccinated NFL players must quarantine for a minimum of 10 days.
Somehow Aaron Rodgers went under the radar without getting a vaccine while we all threw rocks at Kirk Cousins for being selfish and not caring about his teammates or the well-being of everyone he sees at the local grocery store but nope, Aaron Rodgers has quietly been sneezing and coughing right under our noses. (If that’s a pun I will delete this whole site.)
Also doesn’t help when there’s footage of him saying that he’s vaccinated…
Aaron Rodgers said “yeah I’m immunized” when asked if he was vaxxed previously pic.twitter.com/hCBFaZpYE0
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) November 3, 2021
See, he’s IMMUNIZED. Get it??! So he can’t catch measles or polio or whatever but when it comes to a virus that has killed millions of people worldwide, can’t do it. Personal choice blah blah blah.
I will never understand the fascination around this asshole. Rodgers thinks every he says or does is so cute and clever like saying he’s immunized instead of vaccinated. He spent the entire offseason pretending like he wanted to retire just so that he can force the Packers to sign Randall Cobb or whatever.
He dates celebrities but no one big enough that we should be caring about like, why were people so interested in Rodgers and Danica Patrick? They looked like they never sat next to each other before.
Every time he sits down with Pat McAfee for his little weekly interview, ESPN rips clips and their pundits spend the next 24 hours dissecting all of his words and minor mannerisms.
But what bothers me most about all this is that Rodgers is fully aware of the way he’s covered and he enjoys stirring the pot. He lied about getting the vaccine with a little smirk because he knew he was choosing the perfect cute little words and the next time he gets in front of a mic he’s going to say something cute and all will be forgiven.
Now the Packers have to run out Jordan Love and I want nothing more than for Love to have a Mike White-esque game with 400+ yards and a W. No more begging Rodgers to stay in Green Bay. I am begging for a Jordan Love Hall of Fame game.
Oh, and here’s Aaron Rodgers at a Halloween party catching Covid-19:
Aaron Rod-… I mean John Wick vibing out to Pooh Sheisty. pic.twitter.com/MO7JMzU9IW
— Chancellor Johnson (@ChancellorTV) November 1, 2021
What a cool costume!! Totally worth catching and spreading a disease!
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