9 Biggest Losers of NFL Week 3

NFL week 3 is concluded and we have some big fat losers. My New York Giants haven’t played yet and remain unbeaten so once again, y’all are the losers this week. I don’t even know what losing feels like.

Here are the 9 biggest losers of NFL Week 3:

1. Justin Fields

Justin Fields ranks dead last in passing attempts after another week of the Bears doing everything in their power to prevent him from making any decisions which is a strong indication this new front office has no faith in him and is going through the season with the intention of replacing him the moment the clock hits 0.0 in week 17.

1. Excluding scrambles, the #Bears have run for 394 yards over the past two weeks.

Justin Fields has a 33.33 passer rating over the span with no TDs and 3 interceptions.

Throwing the ball shouldn’t be this hard when your offense is cramming it down the other team’s throat. pic.twitter.com/ON19Y4l6FV

— Erik Lambert (@ErikLambert1) September 26, 2022

Fields has the least pass attempts and he’s tied for 2nd in interceptions so he has vomited up the few opportunities he’s been given to prove he belongs in the NFL.

2. Concussion protocol

Tua Tagovailoa’s entire football career has been shrouded by injury. What would he look like every Sunday had he not destroyed his hip in college? We will now have a new what if. What would Tua look like if the Dolphins didn’t rush him back to play after having the most obvious concussion ever?

Here’s a great idea.. let Tua go back in the game.

No concussion to see here. pic.twitter.com/2RqQgMmp4D

— Andrew Peters (@TheInstigator76) September 25, 2022

Tua’s brain was left on the field as he stumbled back to the sidelines. Not a great look for the league’s concussion protocol.

3. Carson Wentz

Carson Wentz might be on this list every week for no other reason than the fact that he’s Carson Wentz and I love him for that.

4. People who sat and watched the Falcons-Seahawks game

There are sickos in this world who want to see the world burn. People who love to witness cringe and torture themselves. There are fans out there who sat down for threes to watch the 2022 Atlanta Falcons play the 2022 Seattle Seahawks. Mental illness is a real problem in this country.

5. 49ers front office

Trey Lance was supposed to have a higher ceiling than Jimmy Garoppolo thus catapulting this 49ers team from title contender to Super Bowl favorite. Well, Lance looks average as hell and has a broken leg that will reset the clock on his development.

Fortunately, they still have good ol’ Jimmy G still on the roster.

Jimmy G got a safety and a Pick 6 on one play….. pic.twitter.com/Pl39l6k38d

— Alex 👋 (@dbs408) September 26, 2022

Oh no. He just walked out of the back of his own endzone while simultaneously throwing a pick 6. The 49ers are stuck with two guys who suck at QB. Yike.

6. Odell Beckham Jr

Last week, ODB showed up to the Saints Bucs game and was shown hugging Tom Brady during the pregame. Clearly, that man was asking Brady for a job. Since that moment, Mike Evans was suspended for bodyslamming Marshon Lattimore and Julio Jones tore his knee.

Brady finds Cole Beasley for a #Bucs first down. pic.twitter.com/rilYZ2e7t7

— NFL Unlimited (@NFLUnlimited) September 25, 2022

Instead, the Bucs elected to sign this tiny anti-vax loser Cole Beasley. Are we to believe Odell isn’t capable of catching 5-yard slants? That’s literally how he built his entire legacy.

7. Matty Stafford

Let’s quickly compare two quarterbacks and see if one is better than the other.

Here’s Jared Goff’s stats through 3 games:

748 yards
7 touchdowns
2 interceptions
92.4 passer rating

Here’s Matt Stafford’s:

761
4 touchdowns
5 interceptions
86.3 passer rating

The Rams have one more win than the Lions but it really makes you wonder how much better the Rams would be looking each week if they had gotten the better quarterback in that trade. Hm.

8. Bill Belichick doubters

There was a lot of noise surrounding Belichick’s decision to appoint Matt Patricia and Joe Judge—two of the worst head coaches in NFL history—as the leaders of his offense but this week, Bill’s master plan was revealed.

He knew the Las Vegas Raiders would be terrible this season because Josh McDaniels isn’t head coach material so he elected not to fill his offensive coordinator position knowing McDaniels would be fired soon and run back to erase every strange tip Joe Judge puts in Mac Jones’s ear.

9. Lovie Smith

The Houston Texans have the worst roster in the league and sit at 0-1-1 having only a -10 point differential through 3 games. They are perfectly positioned to add a stud QB in the draft next year and start really competing in 2023.

Unfortunately, Lovie Smith will 1000% get fired because this is the NFL where teams only hire a black head coach to lose games for them and fire them to hire white offensive ‘geniuses’ to coach the team for real.