We got FREEEEEEESH BEEEF in Madison Square Garden Sunday night. The Minnesota Timberwolves came to Broadway just a few weeks after the two teams completed a massive, season-altering trade. Minnesota sent 4-time All-Star, Karl-Anthony Towns, to New York for Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo (and a draft pick that won’t matter). It only took 6 […]
Many moons ago I dated a girl who was obsessed with celebrities. So much of her life was centered around famous strangers. Oh, one night we had to drive 55 minutes out of the way so we could maybe meet some cast members from Summer House. She and Tua Tagovailoa have something in common. They […]
With the 4th pick of the 2014 NBA Draft, the Orland Magic selected power forward, Aaron Gordon, out of Arizona. For 7 seasons he was the best player on a bottom-feeding team, only making the postseason twice, losing in the first round both times. It wasn’t until he arrived in Denver that Gordon became the […]
Comedy Central roasts were dope. Sometimes. Go watch the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts—A+’s. But Comedy Central isn’t really a thing anymore and stand-up comedy in general sort of fell off a cliff thanks to comedians being either too terrified to tell jokes in fear of imaginary internet scorn or too lazy to work […]
In February 2023, Mat Ishbia’s purchase of the Phoenix Suns was finalized. Ishbia bought the team following the NBA’s removal of previous owner, Robert Sarver, who simply could not stop himself from saying the n-word at work. It was his favorite thing in the world. Ishbia is a former college basketball player so naturally, he […]
On Friday night, the Cincinnati Reds pounded on the Chicago White Sox winning 11-1 to keep pace in a stacked NL Central. A big part of Cincinnati’s victory was the power of second-year shortstop, Elly De La Cruz, who hit his 4th homer of the season continually his streak of 4 consecutive games with a […]
Prior to last season, the Padres had developed a reputation for hitting bombs. In 2020, they were given the nickname ‘Slam Diego Padres’ after hitting grand slams in four consecutive games. However in 2023, with their most talented roster in years, the team finished only 2 games above .500 and missed the playoffs. On Friday […]
Umpires and referees should be faceless, nameless entities who exist for the sole purpose of maintaining the rules and fairness in sports. It’s not great that we all know the name of Major League Baseball umpire, Angel Hernandez. On Friday night, Texas Rangers rookie, Wyatt Langford, stepped up to the plate in the 4th inning […]
Aaron Rodgers is currently on a historic ‘getting yelled at’ streak as he steps on a rake seemingly every time he takes his first morning steps out of bed. 2023 was one of the biggest runs for a guy just getting told he’s stupid on a daily basis. It would be worthy of pity, if […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. This week we have Maxxine Dupri’s dead brother and the debuts of Okada and Mercedes Mone Maxxine Dupri vs. Candice LeRae A couple weeks ago, I wrote my review of 2024 […]
Aroldis Chapman is one of the most complicated figures in Major League Baseball. He’s been kicked out of the league for abusing his loved ones and he’s helped the Chicago Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, before sliced bread was invented. When your life has taken so many twists and turns, it’s important […]
Thanks to the NBA installing a new rule this season, creating a strict 65-game minimum in order to qualify for end-of-season awards, Cleveland Cavaliers star, Donovan Mitchell no longer has the opportunity to make an All-NBA team. Here is the list of top guys, like Donovan, who also won’t be able to take home a […]
On December 30th, 2023, the New York Knicks traded their two former first-round draft picks, RJ Barrett and Immanuel Quickley, for OG Anunoby. They proceeded to win 16 of 18 games with Anunoby instantly becoming a prison sentence for what opposing player he was tasked with defending. They surged to the top of the Eastern […]
The NBA defines ‘Clutch Time’ as the final five minutes of the fourth quarter or overtime when the score is within five points. On Thursday night, I watched my beloved New York Knicks travel to Dallas. They lost 124-128 and although the score looked close, the Mavericks were in complete control the entire game. And […]
As a Giants fan who won’t get the opportunity to watch my team play football again until September, I have to find a quick new squad to root for in the playoffs. Unless you’re gambling, it’s tough to get emotionally invested in two random teams having field goal-offs because every game is played in 0-degree […]
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