81-year-old Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell had a weird ass press conference Wednesday afternoon where he kind of shut down mid-sentence and stared off into the distance. What in the world just happened here pic.twitter.com/3oOqSEhYLU — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) July 26, 2023 Again, this man runs the Republicans in the Senate. He was born in […]
On Monday night, Bronny James was hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest during a practice with the USC Trojans basketball team. You wouldn’t have known it from LeBron James’s Twitter account though as he posted memes through it. Wow, he’s just like me. Posting through trauma. It appears Bronny is recovering fine. I remember when the […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Being an NFL head coach is one of the hardest jobs in sports. You need to get 53 guys all working together on a gameplan that takes you 24 hours a day to establish and if the opposing coach happens to have a better plan against you or you face a more talented team, your […]
Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
The Boston Celtics season ended at home in an 84-103 Game 7 beatdown to the Miami Heat. Jaylen Brown was 1-for-9 from 3 and committed 8 turnovers—one of the nastiest games you’ve ever seen. BREAKING: Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. […]
Bad news, this link is no longer available (long story but I’m just as annoyed as you are). Here are a few related links while I have your attention: Send the OKC Thunder To The Chinese Basketball Association Trade Grades: Thunder Trade Josh Giddey To Chicago Bulls For Alex Caruso Breaking Down All […]
Lana Del Rey is one of the most fascinating artists of our generation. Her first big hit, Summertime Sadness came out in 2012, one of the worst years in music history. Carly Rae Jepsen, Fun and Gotye dominated the charts. You couldn’t leave the house without hearing “I’m Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. […]
On Friday night, Lionel Messi made his Major League Soccer debut for Inter Miami. Naturally, the greatest soccer player of all time did greatest soccer player of all time stuff. 94TH-MINUTE WINNER. OFF A FREE KICK. ON HIS DEBUT. LEO MESSI 👑 (via @MLS)pic.twitter.com/zwp6gcevZI — B/R Football (@brfootball) July 22, 2023 Game, blouses. Duh. Friday […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. Blood & Guts Wednesday night’s Dynamite was the culmination of a long feud between The Elite and the Blackpool Combat Club. Blood and Guts. A match that is […]
Shohei Ohtani is the best baseball player on planet Earth and instead of giving him all of the money they can, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to trade him before the August 1st trade deadline. He is the best hitter by miles. He is one of the best starting pitchers too. At […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees were beat 3-7 by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim thanks in large part to Carlos Rodon pitching like he was in some meaningless charity softball where every runner he allowed on base was another $100 donated to the cause. Rodon pitched 4.1 innings, giving up 4 hits, 5 walks […]
Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]
Ja Morant will be starting next season with a 25-game suspension following an Instagram Live video where he was waving a gun just a few months after he was already suspended for doing the same lame shit. Some people fear Ja isn’t learning his lesson and he refuses to grow up and represent the NBA […]
Click here to read the mobile version Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Tennesee Titans have signed DeAndre Hopkins to a 2-year deal worth around $25 million with a bunch of stat incentives included. Ceiling Last […]
Tennesee football was forced to vacate their 2019 and 2020 wins following an NCAA investigation into coach Jeremy Pruitt and his expensive recruiting handing out $60,000 to incoming players. It is against the rules for a school to pay their players. It’s a gross ass rule but in 2019, every coach in the country has […]
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