Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
I spent the entire NFL offseason bragging about Daniel Jones’s progression, the new offensive weapons, and an improved defense. The New York Giants spent the offseason doing absolutely fucking nothing and were stomped out by the Dallas Cowboys 40-0 at home in the 2023 season opener on Sunday Night Football in front of all of […]
Team USA lost 111-113 in the FIBA World Cup semifinals to Germany. The score looks close but they were down double digits most of the game thanks to Franz Wagner COOKING dudes. Dennis Schroder was stepping into 3’s like Kevin Durant. There was one play where Daniel Theis caught the ball at the 3-point line, […]
The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up. They did not step up. But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job. Toney […]
The Detroit Lions surprised the draft experts when they selected Alabama running back, Jahmyr Gibbs, with the no. 12 overall pick. In 2023, most of us understand how positional value works and that 12th pick could’ve been used to fill other necessary roster holes the Lions may have had. But Gibbs’s talent makes him an […]
Terrible news for those who love love. Bill Belichick and his long-term womanfriend, Linda Holliday are breaking up. The power couple has been dominating the NFL since 2007 and unfortunately, it appears they are in the midst of a brutal breakup. Bad news for them. Fantastic news for someone like me who appreciates an aged […]
There was a point in time when Lavar Ball alllllllmost had all three of his sons playing in the NBA and whatever wish he made with the monkey paw he found buried in his backyard one night had almost come true. But like the Manning family, Peyton and Eli had NFL careers while Cooper, uh, […]
Jake Haener is a quarterback we all just found out about this week when it was reported he’d miss 6 games for breaking the NFL’s PED policy. Haener’s suspension is for violating the PED policy, per source. https://t.co/yKtYj2KyhH — Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 6, 2023 The rookie 4th round pick out of Fresno State was […]
Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension. Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf — Adam […]
Every so often, I survey the media landscape and then I re-check my bank account. My overdraft fees have overdraft fees. And for some dumb reason, I elected to build a media company in a world where companies are bought up, drained of everything that originally made those companies worth purchasing and then spit […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
2023 WWE Payback aired moments before AEW announced they were firing CM Punk because CM Punk could not stop threatening and fighting his coworkers. It’s early to speculate what’s next for Pepsi Phil but would it shock anyone if he ended up returning to WWE? Punk can go back to making cheap independent horror films […]
Being a Nebraska football fan has been hell. The team hasn’t won a bowl game since Obama’s first term and after a half decade under Scott Frost, the Matt Rhule era has begun. MINNESOTA GETS THE WIN OVER NEBRASKA 🙌 (via @CFBONFOX)pic.twitter.com/eeeLalV4bK — Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 1, 2023 And the Matt Rhule era fucking […]
Welcome to Vs, where we give perspectives to entities at war and in the end, we declare a winner. Moments before the start of the biggest show in wrestling history, CM Punk and Jungle Boy Jack Perry got into a fist fight almost de-railing the entire event and almost certainly putting both of their […]
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