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Did Anyone Even Get a Playstation?

Friday afternoon, popular Twitch streamer Kai Cenat told fans about an impromptu PlayStation 5 giveaway at Union Square Park in Manhattan at 4pm. By 3pm, thousands of kids fortunate enough to not have my parents—who forced me into summer camps every year so I didn’t end up rushing a public park in the middle of […]

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NBA

Just Be Yourself, Jalen

21-year-old Jalen Green is preparing to make a huge leap in his third NBA season with a Houston Rockets squad that retooled this offseason with a brand new head coach and hilariously absurd contracts to Fred Vanvleet and Dillon Brooks. However, Jalen Green’s offseason took an interesting turn when a sex tape leaked. A sex […]

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MLB

Tim Anderson is a Victim

On Saturday night, the Chicago White Sox beat the Cleveland Guardians 7-4 but White Sox shortstop, Tim Anderson and Guardians second baseman, Jose Ramirez, decided to give the fans a preview of the Jake Paul fight later in the night. Jose Ramirez sent Tim Anderson back in time pic.twitter.com/8iCXPycPZH — Dead Serious (@Deadseriousness) August 6, […]

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MLB

People Deserve a Third Chance

Domingo German is done in 2023. He is currently detoxing in one of the finest rehab facilities money can buy following an incident occurring over the weekend where German showed up at his scheduled start under the influence. Here’s what went down in the Yankees clubhouse this week: According to SNY’s Andy Martino, Germán “grew […]

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MLB

The 2023 Yankees Are Drunk

The 2023 New York Yankees are a movie. Or a documentary on how not to run a professional baseball organization. I am loving every second of this nonsense and now, just 35 days after throwing a perfect game, Domingo German will miss the remainder of the 2023 MLB season to check himself into an impatient […]

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NBA

How To Make The Perfect NBA Podcast

Growing up, retired NBA players joining the media was the most boring, fast-forward-able part of every ESPN broadcast. Outside of the TNT crew, it’s gotten astronomically worse today. Kendrick Perkins TV segments are punishments. Jay Williams will defend everything Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving does because they’re in a group chat together. Does anyone else […]

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NBA

I Don’t Give a Shit About The BIG3

The BIG3 is a 3-on-3 basketball league created by antisemitic rapper Ice Cube and his long-term Jewish business partner Jeff Kwatinetz—where retired basketball players wheeze through half-court pickup games you’d see at your local YMCA. I never wanted the league to fail. I was indifferent about the whole thing. It’s cool these old-timers get a […]

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