My biggest fear in life is going outside and running into a guy using his phone as a microphone while another guy stands behind him using another phone to record. TikTok made street interviews more accessible and sometimes, it ends with a divorce. Meet this poor sucker who decided it was a good idea to […]
Last season, Jalen Hurts led the Philadelphia Eagles to a Super Bowl. This season, he is the MVP favorite as the Eagles have the best record in the entire NFL. Yet there are still people who believe this team is winning despite Hurts rather than because of him. One of those vocal doubters is former […]
NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver, has always been strange to me. Like, he looks like he collects women’s clothing. What he does with them is his business but there’s something off about this man who looks like he speaks fluent Parseltongue. And then he went on the Pat McAfee show this week to hype up the […]
James Harden made his Los Angeles Clippers debut on Monday night against the Knicks. New York beat their ass 111-97. It was so bad, the Clippers waved the white flag emptying their bench with 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter. It would have been an even bigger blowout if the Knicks knew how to […]
Team USA lost 111-113 in the FIBA World Cup semifinals to Germany. The score looks close but they were down double digits most of the game thanks to Franz Wagner COOKING dudes. Dennis Schroder was stepping into 3’s like Kevin Durant. There was one play where Daniel Theis caught the ball at the 3-point line, […]
The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up. They did not step up. But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job. Toney […]
Last year, I was hard on Josh Donaldson. He and Tim Anderson cleared the benches after Donaldson called him “Jackie”. In an interview a few years earlier, Tim Anderson referred to himself as this generation’s Jackie Robinson because he was changing the game or something. I called Josh Donaldson at worst, racist, and at best, […]
Wayne Brady has had 4 waves over the course of his career. Brady’s first wave was being the lowkey most talented member of the Whose Line Is It Anyway cast, singing and dancing his way into our hearts. This man was on my television every single night. He was astronomically more talented than the host, […]
Liz Cambage had the potential to be one of the greatest basketball players in history until facing a massive setback during the 2021 Summer Olympics playing for the Australian National team. In a scrimmage against the Nigerian National Team, Liz Cambage called the players ‘monkeys’ and told one of the girls to “Go back to […]
I don’t know if this is strictly a New York thing or if it’s all of America but I think we’ve gotten pretty good at ignoring warnings from the local news. This week, NYC recorded the worst air quality in the city’s history thanks to roaring Canadian wildfires in the north turning the entire sky […]
This week, the Minnesota Vikings announced they’d be releasing 4-time All-Star running back Dalvin Cook. The Vikings avoid his $14.3 million cap hit for the year by moving on from him now. It sucks seeing a 28-year old being treated like he’s some washed-up bum but it’s the NFL and any player over the age […]
Michael Porter Jr had the best season of his career this year. He averaged a career-high 17.4 points, played a career-high 62 games and averaged 41% from 3. The Denver Nuggets could not have made the NBA Finals if it weren’t for Porter Jr’s incredible shot-making. Unfortunately, all that shot-making didn’t make it to the […]
Zion Williamson does a great job keeping his private life private. He’s been a social media star for years now with no real leaks into what he’s up to off the basketball court. This week Zion announced he had been buuuuusy during his injury rehab as he and his girlfriend Ahkeema announced they were having […]
On Sunday night, the Phoenix Suns beat the Denver Nuggets 129-124 to even up the series 2-2. We should be talking about the unbelievable performances of Nikola Jokic, Kevin Durant and Devin Booker but instead, we need to discuss a confrontation that took place at the end of the second half between Nikola Jokic and […]
The Kentucky Derby is one of my favorite events of the year. It typically marks the beginning of the summer as people with far more money than I’ll ever make, fly into Kentucky wearing the most obnoxious hats ever crafted and pretending to enjoy mint juleps and shit. And if you’re hanging out with Wes […]
Before this season started, I stated that Quentin Grimes would have a better career than Donovan Mitchell. They called me a mad man for believing it wasn’t worth giving up all of the Knicks young players for a guy who scores a bunch but doesn’t really do much outside of that. Fast forward to the […]
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