The NBA media loves nothing more than being cute and trying to create narratives when they get bored. Nikola Jokic is the back-to-back reigning MVP having an even better season than he has in the past and every discussion about the best player in the league seems to exclude or ignore Jokic completely. On Sunday […]
There was a cute little story over the weekend about former NBA All-Star, Amare Stoudamire, graduating from Miami University. I had to pretend to be happy for the 40-year-old millionaire getting a degree he won’t ever use. And later that night, Amare punched his teenage daughter in the face. According to a copy of the […]
Two years ago, the New York Knicks made the playoffs for the first time since 2013. They were immediately bounced in a gentleman’s sweep to the Atlanta Hawks. Trae Young embarrassed the team in Madison Square Garden and made Knicks fans feel like the losers we have been conditioned to be. This season, the Knicks […]
The New York Giants are one of three 5-1 teams in the NFL right now alongside the Buffalo Bills and Minnesota Vikings. A team that seemed ready to tank is somehow a Top 4 team in the league. They began the year by getting rid of James Bradberry, Blake Martinez and Logan Ryan. They have […]
The New York Knicks started the 2022-2023 season proving they can hang with one of the best teams in the NBA. The Knicks and the Grizzlies went into overtime and could’ve won if a few calls went their way. Here are the 4 takeaways from the Knicks season-opening loss to the Memphis Grizzlies: […]
Since 2015, the Yankees have been eliminated by the Astros THREE times, including a championship caliber team in 2017 that lost to a team that cheated to know every pitch coming. Fuck the Astros. On Wednesday night, the Yankees traveled to Houston for Game 1 of the 2022 ALCS. It didn’t go great… Houston won […]
Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks I have ever seen play the game of football. He’s also a gigantic asshole who sent a dick pic to a female Jets reporter and told players kneeling during the National Anthem to shut up and dribble. OH, he also robbed the state of Mississippi out of […]
There are a lot of weird and gross things in the sports world we all sort of agree is ‘normal’ like how local taxpayer money goes into the funding of a new arena a stadium but I refuse to allow the Cleveland Browns get away with this nonsense. Not right now. The Browns are looking […]
Matt Ryan is one of my favorite NFL players to follow because he is essentially Kirk Cousins with a few more wins under his belt which led to an MVP award and one of the most embarrassing Super Bowl losses in NFL history. Here are the numbers Matt Ryan somehow put up in 2016: 4,944 […]
Kyrie Irving has until June 29th to decide whether or not to pick up his $36.9 million player option and return to the Brooklyn Nets but a new report today claims Kyrie and Brooklyn are not on the same page and he could walk away from the team and enter free agency. Kevin Durant and […]
I had finally reached a point where Drew Brees’s existence was erased from my memory. Easily one of the most overrated athletes in the history of history who almost made it his entire career without taking his mask off and revealing he’s a conservative loser who hates what Colin Kaepernick did because someone in his […]
The Cleveland Browns went all-in on Deshaun Watson who is actively in the midst of battling lawsuits regarding his insatiable appetite to sexually harass every woman in Texas with a massage therapy license. Here is the latest from Watson’s fight to avoid any and all responsibility for his actions: Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson admitted […]
I was prepared to open up my laptop and shit all over the Giants signing Tyrod Taylor. After the years of Dave Gettleman having no idea how to run a football team, I’ve been conditioned to assume the worst. But I sat and reflected for a moment. Remembering there’s a brand new front office, it’s […]
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