The Golden State Warriors are 20-4 this season. They are the best team in the NBA and their second best player and co-Splash Brother, Klay Thompson, has yet to even suit up for the squad. But they don’t need Klay because a new Splash Brother has emerged. Andrew Wiggins with his 8th three of the […]
Gardner Minshew is one of the most universally beloved quarterbacks in the NFL because..*squints*..he has a mustache (?) or something. Minshew had some decent performances in his rookie season 2 years ago in Jacksonville after the Jags gave Nick Foles a bajillion dollars and then he immediately demolished his collar bone Week 1. The following […]
When you think about MMA, you might immediately be taken to images of the greats gleefully walking back and forth after a win. Or the mid-fight brawls and blood. Whatever image is conjured for you when you think about MMA, is it essential to know that there are so many benefits to mixed martial […]
The Giants are coming off a disgusting 9-20 loss to the Miami Dolphins. Daniel Jones sat out nursing a neck injury so Mike Glennon stepped up to do absolutely nothing out there. Let’s take a look at Glennon’s day: 23-for-44 passing (52%) 187 passing yards 0 touchdowns 1 interception 53.9 quarterback rating Xavien Howard INT!!! […]
Pitt starting QB, Kenny Pickett will most likely be the first quarterback selected in the 2022 NFL Draft. Pickett showed out against Wake Forest this Saturday to clinch the ACC championship. He had a decent game with 253 passing yards and 2 touchdowns through the air but one play set him head and shoulders above […]
Recently, RGIII announced that he was releasing a book titled ‘Surviving Washington’. I was prepared to mock this title because although they overplayed him to the point his knees evaporated, the title was being repurposed and taken away from sexual assault survivors who have used that surviving hashtag to share their stories. Welp, turns out […]
The Seattle Seahawks stink this season. Pete Carroll is on the hot seat. Russell Wilson will most likely demand a trade in the offseason. And now they are signing 36-year Adrian Peterson for absolutely no reason. It’s over. Adrian Peterson is one of the best running backs in NFL history. He was the face of […]
Antonio Brown has been suspended 3 games for attempting to bypass the NFL’s covid protocol with a fake vaccine card. AB should probably be suspended from the league for his numerous sexual assaults and just being an overall terrible human but we’ll settle for this vaccine shit. Let’s consider this the same as OJ getting […]
I frequently contemplate giving up on writing. I can only write about the New York Giants losing so often until I lose it and walk directly into the Long Island Sound never to be heard from again. But Deion Sanders has given me a quick jolt of life. I found my fire again thanks to […]
The OKC Thunder have been tanking for several years and have been applauded for their efforts. Hoarding first-round draft picks and throwing out lineups full of guys who would get run out of the local YMCA gym just for the hope of selecting a generational talent that will inevitably leave when their rookie contract is […]
Adrian Martinez is statistically the greatest quarterback in Nebraska football history. He’s leaving the Cornhuskers with 8,495 passing yards and 45 touchdowns to pair with 2,288 rushing yards and 35 more touchdowns. Those 10,772 yards are the most by any player in Nebraska history. After 4 years of serving as the Huskers starting QB, Martinez […]
The Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli, have interesting reputations as these fun-loving, goofy dorks who have excelled at the game of football despite the exorbitant pressure placed upon their shoulders as the sons of a former Pro Bowl QB, Archie Manning. Former New York Giants running back, Wayne Gallman, played 3 seasons with Eli Manning. […]
Enes Kanter has been loud and annoying for several years now. A guy who is only in the NBA because he’s 7 feet tall and can grab a few extra rebounds while the talented players around him do everything else. He has now taken his annoying nonsense to the next level as he’s become this […]
At the 2016 trade deadline, the Cleveland Indians traded left-handed pitcher, Justus Sheffield, along with their no. 1 prospect, Clint Frazier, to the New York Yankees for left-handed reliever, Andrew Miller. Here’s how Yankees GM, Brian Cashman, described Frazier’s talent: “Frazier has an electric bat. His bat speed is already legendary. He’s got all the […]
This week, it’s been revealed that Daniel Jones suffered a neck injury in Sunday’s 13-7 gross ass win over an Eagles team that did everything in their power to lose—including a 4 interception day by Jalen Hurts and an ugly dropped game-winning touchdown pass in the endzone by Jalen Raegor. The New York Giants season […]
Troy Aikman is on a hot streak of ‘old man yells at cloud’ quotes continuing this week with his remarks on a radio show about the Los Angeles Rams and their ‘super team’. “We’ve talked about it — the all-star team just — I’ve never seen it work in the NFL. I know Washington tried […]
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