As I write this, the Los Angeles Clippers sit at the 11th seed with a 2-4 record. They are currently ranked 26th in field goal percentage (41%) and 22nd in 3-point percentage (32.4). They’re losing because they have no idea how to shoot the ball and Kawhi Leonard isn’t walking through that door to save […]
Sometimes it sucks writing about the same basic stories every single day but it must be done so here we go again. *eye roll*. Here’s another classic tale of a college football coach and his stripper girlfriend hosting a haunted house only for a kid to be bitten by their pet monkey. It just happens […]
In 2019, Jaylen Smith signed a 5-year $64 million contract extension with the Dallas Cowboys. Last month, Dallas cut his ass randomly before he was signed by the Green Bay Packers who needed help in the second level of their defense. Packers releasing LB Jaylon Smith, per source. — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 2, 2021 […]
RJ Barrett was always supposed to be a star. He was the number one recruit coming out of high school. But upon joining Duke, he teamed up with Zion Williamson and Cam Reddish and the 3 of them joined forces to make Zion look like the greatest athlete in the history of history. Barrett then […]
Baker Mayfield is going through a lot right now. His non-throwing shoulder is hanging on by a thread right now while the Cleveland Browns sit at the bottom of the AFC North with a 4-4 record. He’s also having a little internet war where he and his wife are battling Odell Beckham’s family over who […]
The Giants almost secured the biggest upset of the season on Monday against the Kansas City Chiefs before losing in the final minute by a field goal. But in that loss came some awkward clock management that led to Kansas City being able to run the clock down to a minute before kicking their field […]
On Monday night, the Boston Celtics entered the 4th quarter against the Chicago Bulls with 103 points on the board and up 14 points. They managed to lose that 128-114 at home thanks to a massive 4th quarter meltdown and Marcus Smart rushed to the podium after the game to shed light on what is […]
The Washington Wizards are 5-1 this season. That’s tied for the best record in the NBA. Everyone is sports media creating fake Bradley Beal trades even though Beal has made is extremely clear he’s not leaving DC. No one expected them to get off to this hot start but especially considering that their 2019 lottery […]
Carson Wentz is a backup quarterback who continues to convince organizations that he deserves to be QB1 despite the actual footage of him throwing footballs directly into opposing linebackers’ chests and watching them return it to the endzone while he limps off with a random leg injury. But the Colts came into a pivotal divisional […]
When the Rams defense jogs onto the field, it’s hell for your favorite quarterback. Aaron Donald is a 3-time Defensive Player of the Year, 6-time first-team All-Pro and the object best defensive lineman in the NFL. Jalen Ramsey is a 2-time first-team All-Pro and one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL. Enter Von Miller. […]
The Dallas Mavericks are sitting 4-2 this season despite having one of the worst head coaches in the NBA and a second “star” who spends most games on the sidelines with random injuries and black eyes. The saving grace is their secret weapon: Frank Ntilikina. Et si Frank Ntilikina parvenait à petit à petit s’imposer […]
The New York Jets have thrown a million terrible quarterbacks out onto that field to get obliterated by whatever opposing defense was coming to town. Whether it was Sam Darnold or Zach Wilson or Joe Flacco or Luke Falk—who was so bad that he literally sued the team—there was never a QB who actually looked […]
The following is a live journal from a middle aged Atlanta Braves fan who was in attendance this weekend for Donald Trump joining in the extremely racist Tomahawk chop. Leaving the second shift early to get to Truist Park for the Braves games I know our REAL president will be in attendance so parking […]
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