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Von Miller and the Rams Are Going To Murder Quarterbacks

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When the Rams defense jogs onto the field, it’s hell for your favorite quarterback. Aaron Donald is a 3-time Defensive Player of the Year, 6-time first-team All-Pro and the object best defensive lineman in the NFL. Jalen Ramsey is a 2-time first-team All-Pro and one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL.

Enter Von Miller.

The Rams already lead all NFL teams in sacks and they’re bringing in a linebacker that has 110.5 sacks since 2011 which is the most by any player in that time. He was the best player on a Denver Broncos Super Bowl team and he’s about to join Donald and Ramsey in a juggernaut defense.

Here he is mauling Cam Newton in the Super Bowl and ruining his career. Newton has been writing in hieroglyphics and avoiding vaccines ever since.
You can now fully understand why Russell Wilson was so willing to throw his offensive line under the bus in the offseason. Wilson has to dodge Nick Bosa on the 49ers, Chandler Jones on the Cardinals and now Aaron Donald and Von Miller on the Rams. I wonder what Ciara is going to wear to his funeral.

Just a reminder to all NFL GMs, please look at what the Los Angeles Rams are doing. Trading for Matty Stafford, Jalen Ramsey and now Von Miller. Turns out, your football team performs better when they have talented football players on the roster. Who knew?

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