Jon Gruden won a Super Bowl 18 years ago and from that point on, he was a made man in the NFL. Taking over the color commentary for Monday Night Football when he ‘retired’ from coaching and leveraging his ESPN power to steal a 10-year $100 million contract from the Oakland Raiders to return to […]
For the amount of nonstop wall-to-wall coverage the Dallas Cowboys receive from the national media because they were good 35 years ago, the team has a 23-year old shutdown cornerback whose flying under the radar. Let’s give Trevon Diggs his flowers. On Sunday afternoon, the Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants. I will not […]
For the entirety of my life, the Jets have failed to put a great quarterback on the field. There’s something about putting on those vomit green jerseys that make it impossible to succeed. Chad Pennington was decent considering he had the arm strength of a snake. Brett Favre’s biggest moment in New York was randomly […]
When NBA vaccination discourse dominated the internet last week, Andrew Wiggins was one of the big name players who refused to be vaccinated because of private personal reasons or some bullshit. he was adamantly against getting this free medicine despite playing in San Francisco where he would literally not be allowed in the stadium without […]
This week, the Chargers beat down the Raiders 28-14 on the strength of their dominant defense bullying the Las Vegas offense line and most importantly, punishing Raiders QB, Derek Carr, who had been having a pretty impressive season thus far. Star pass rusher, Joey Bosa, explained the game plan against Carr and it was everything […]
DeAndre Ayton’s career was always going to be under scrutiny after going no. 1 over one of the best basketball talents we’ve ever seen in Luka Doncic. Especially when you consider that he was selected by Phoenix because he went to college locally at Arizona. That’s the type of dumb cute shit that puts the […]
Daniel Jones was the butt of every joke heading into this season. A complete afterthought incapable of succeeding as an NFL starting quarterback due to previous turnover issues. He was reckless with the football fumbling left and right. He frequently threw into double coverage. He was fine. But that was then and this is now. […]
The world of sports is vast and diverse. There are so many different activities you can do, with each one having its own set of benefits to offer the player. Some people may think that some sports are better for fitness than others, but it’s important to remember that all types of exercise will improve […]
The Jacksonville Jaguars are winless through 4 games this season and following their last L in Cincinnati, the former Ohio State head coach—Urban Meyer—decided to hit the old streets in Ohio to get his shit off with his former hoes. Is this why Urban Meyer is trending? 😳 pic.twitter.com/nFg8kUFVli — Dude In Texas™️ (@ChiefSVP) October […]
After Matty Stafford dissected the Bucs secondary for 343 passing yards and 4 touchdowns, Tampa Bay went out and signed veteran cornerback Richard Sherman this week. Sherman is a 3-time first team All Pro and 5-time Pro Bowler (if you care about that pretend game) but found himself a free agent 3 weeks into the […]
Adam Wainwright is 40 years old. Jon Lester is 37. Between them, they have 5,110.2 innings pitched in their careers. Honestly forgot that not only were these two pitchers still in the Majors but they’re both leading the St. Louis Cardinals to an NL Wild Card playoff berth after running up 17 straight wins out […]
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