Antonio Brown has been suspended 3 games for attempting to bypass the NFL’s covid protocol with a fake vaccine card. AB should probably be suspended from the league for his numerous sexual assaults and just being an overall terrible human but we’ll settle for this vaccine shit. Let’s consider this the same as OJ getting […]
I frequently contemplate giving up on writing. I can only write about the New York Giants losing so often until I lose it and walk directly into the Long Island Sound never to be heard from again. But Deion Sanders has given me a quick jolt of life. I found my fire again thanks to […]
The OKC Thunder have been tanking for several years and have been applauded for their efforts. Hoarding first-round draft picks and throwing out lineups full of guys who would get run out of the local YMCA gym just for the hope of selecting a generational talent that will inevitably leave when their rookie contract is […]
The New York Giants stink. They haven’t had a winning season and a playoff appearance since 2016. 5 years of mediocrity means it’s time to move on from current GM, Dave Gettleman, who is directly responsible for putting together a roster of players who have no idea how to play football which, as you can […]
All eyes are on Odell Beckham this week. With the trade deadline passing on Tuesday, it made sense that his name was thrown into the conversation given his diminished role in the Browns offense. Unfortunately, those trade rumors led to his dad going on Instagram to post videos of all the times Baker Mayfield missed […]
Being a professional wrestling star means you get to be an absolute asshole backstage. It’s your reward for the years on the road wrestling at some bar for $5. You’ve earned your top spot and you are going to wield your power. Understandable. But apparently, Charlotte Flair has been flexing her weight for years now […]
An exciting matchup was taken away from us this Sunday. The Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs were set to do battle. Aaron Rodgers vs. Patrick Mahomes. The torch-passing ceremony was ahead of us. Sources: #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers tested positive for COVID-19 and is out for Sunday’s game against the #Chiefs. — […]
This story fucking sucks. There’s no funny angle to write. There is nothing particularly nuanced to add to this story. Las Vegas wide receiver Henry Ruggs was drinking and driving and someone lost their life. This is awful. But there have been some extreme takes so I suppose I’ll add some words to the discussion. […]
As I write this, the Los Angeles Clippers sit at the 11th seed with a 2-4 record. They are currently ranked 26th in field goal percentage (41%) and 22nd in 3-point percentage (32.4). They’re losing because they have no idea how to shoot the ball and Kawhi Leonard isn’t walking through that door to save […]
Carson Wentz is one of the most overrated players in NFL history. After a great 2017 season—that he didn’t even finish due to a torn ACL diving into the endzone and doing wayyy too much—Wentz has been described as one of the more talented quarterbacks in this league despite never being healthy enough to play […]
One of the weirder and more unexpected collateral damages of the Russell Westbrook trade to the Los Angeles Lakers is this new ESPN report that details how close Westbrook was to teaming up with Kawhi Leonard in LA. But Kawhi was having none of that bullshit. Westbrook had become a father of three the previous […]
Anyone struggling with depression can tell you how challenging it is to get things done. It feels like nothing works because depression kills your morale, focus, energy, and interest. Even the simplest of tasks feel like a big challenge to overcome. However, things still need to get done, no matter how challenging that sounds. Establish […]
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