Adrian Martinez is statistically the greatest quarterback in Nebraska football history. He’s leaving the Cornhuskers with 8,495 passing yards and 45 touchdowns to pair with 2,288 rushing yards and 35 more touchdowns. Those 10,772 yards are the most by any player in Nebraska history. After 4 years of serving as the Huskers starting QB, Martinez […]
The Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli, have interesting reputations as these fun-loving, goofy dorks who have excelled at the game of football despite the exorbitant pressure placed upon their shoulders as the sons of a former Pro Bowl QB, Archie Manning. Former New York Giants running back, Wayne Gallman, played 3 seasons with Eli Manning. […]
Enes Kanter has been loud and annoying for several years now. A guy who is only in the NBA because he’s 7 feet tall and can grab a few extra rebounds while the talented players around him do everything else. He has now taken his annoying nonsense to the next level as he’s become this […]
At the 2016 trade deadline, the Cleveland Indians traded left-handed pitcher, Justus Sheffield, along with their no. 1 prospect, Clint Frazier, to the New York Yankees for left-handed reliever, Andrew Miller. Here’s how Yankees GM, Brian Cashman, described Frazier’s talent: “Frazier has an electric bat. His bat speed is already legendary. He’s got all the […]
Sometimes it sucks writing about the same basic stories every single day but it must be done so here we go again. *eye roll*. Here’s another classic tale of a college football coach and his stripper girlfriend hosting a haunted house only for a kid to be bitten by their pet monkey. It just happens […]
In 2019, Jaylen Smith signed a 5-year $64 million contract extension with the Dallas Cowboys. Last month, Dallas cut his ass randomly before he was signed by the Green Bay Packers who needed help in the second level of their defense. Packers releasing LB Jaylon Smith, per source. — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 2, 2021 […]
RJ Barrett was always supposed to be a star. He was the number one recruit coming out of high school. But upon joining Duke, he teamed up with Zion Williamson and Cam Reddish and the 3 of them joined forces to make Zion look like the greatest athlete in the history of history. Barrett then […]
Baker Mayfield is going through a lot right now. His non-throwing shoulder is hanging on by a thread right now while the Cleveland Browns sit at the bottom of the AFC North with a 4-4 record. He’s also having a little internet war where he and his wife are battling Odell Beckham’s family over who […]
The Giants almost secured the biggest upset of the season on Monday against the Kansas City Chiefs before losing in the final minute by a field goal. But in that loss came some awkward clock management that led to Kansas City being able to run the clock down to a minute before kicking their field […]
On Monday night, the Boston Celtics entered the 4th quarter against the Chicago Bulls with 103 points on the board and up 14 points. They managed to lose that 128-114 at home thanks to a massive 4th quarter meltdown and Marcus Smart rushed to the podium after the game to shed light on what is […]
NFL quarterback battles are the only reason to pay attention to this sport before Week 1 of the regular season. Training camp doesn’t matter. Preseason is uneventful as hell. The sport should shut down after the Super Bowl and restart at Week 1 the next year. But quarterback battles are hilarious. There is nothing funnier […]
Over the weekend, Naomi Osaka withdrew from the French Open after she was fined for her decision not to meet with the media in an attempt to protect her mental health. You’d think the natural and normal reaction to this would be ‘oh, good for her’. Or, like my reaction which is “shrug”. But it’s […]
As I write this, the Yankees currently sit in 3rd place in the AL East. They’re 4.5 games behind the Tampa Bay Devil Rays which is incredibly close to first place considering the Yankees have no idea how to hit baseballs anymore. New York ranks 26th in batting average (.227), 25th in runs scored (207) […]
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