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Zion Williamson does a great job keeping his private life private. He’s been a social media star for years now with no real leaks into what he’s up to off the basketball court.
This week Zion announced he had been buuuuusy during his injury rehab as he and his girlfriend Ahkeema announced they were having a baby girl.
Originally, I totally ignored this news when it hit the timeline.
I barely care about my cousin’s baby reveals so I certainly don’t have the bandwidth to care about an athlete whom I have no relationship with having a kid.
It happens.
Nothing special here. As you read this there are, what? couple thousand babies being born?
But I kept scrolling and quickly realized the woman Zion is having a child with is a former stripper and OnlyFans model.
Like, I saw her naked several minutes after they released a lovely gender reveal. People on Twitter had the nudes ready to go in minutes. Strange way to congratulate someone.
But who cares about how she pays the rent?
Whether she was an elementary school teacher or OnlyFans model or both—it’s truly none of my business.
Zion looked happy as hell to be starting a family with her so good for them.
Except I kept scrolling even more and, uh, found out Zion has a type.
Sex workers.
I let you spit in my mouth last week when we fucked you could of told me you had another whore pregnant how was that gonna work moving us both to New Orleans you think I would have found out @Zionwilliamson
— Moriah Mills 🖤 (@moriahmillsss) June 7, 2023
Meet Moriah Mills—the other porn star Zion has been sleeping with seemingly until about yesterday when she, like all of us, found out her boyfriend was having a baby with an entirely different woman.
Moriah spent the entire day airing out her personal business with Zion including letting us know Zion spit in her mouth last week. Myyyyyyy man.
🥲🥲🥀🥀 @Zionwilliamson pic.twitter.com/xeEQwskBqu
— Moriah Mills 🖤 (@moriahmillsss) June 7, 2023
Zion Williamson was planning on moving in with this young lady.
This dude is romantic as hell to the girls who are not having his children.
I motivated u to get back in shape I let you fuck me all kinds of ways and film me on your phone @Zionwilliamson and you impregnate a low budget pornstar dna test or I’m done !!!!!!!
— Moriah Mills 🖤 (@moriahmillsss) June 7, 2023
I mean shit, Moriah even helped Zion get back in shape via wild sex positions and keto and this is how he repays her??
I feel bad for Moriah Mills who seems genuinely hurt her boyfriend got another woman pregnant but I think she’s honestly mad about who the other woman is.
In her mind she was completely okay with being the private girlfriend no one knows about because, from her perspective, Zion has a public image to protect and locking down a porn star could potentially be bad for the brand.
Until she found out Zion gives no fuck about his brand and instead, got an entirely different porn star pregnant.
Moriah Mills probably popped so many Plan B pills to shield Zion from public scrutiny only for Zion to be smiling ear-to-ear with another sex worker he humped raw.
It’s like they broke the rules of the game and she’s going nuclear on Twitter because the game wasn’t fair to her.
I get the vibes Moriah Mills suddenly felt the stigma of her profession and had a bit of a meltdown which sucks because we all do dumb shit for money.
The only reason men mock sex workers is because we are incapable of selling the same product.
There isn’t a billion-dollar market for male squirt videos, unfortunately.
You aren’t doing things the ‘right way’ because you work a 9-to-5 instead of in front of a webcam in your bedroom.
It’s all nonsense required by Capitalism to pay for rent and medicine and shit.
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that in my early 20s, I wouldn’t have wifed up Julie Cash or Ryan Connor if I was a rich basketball player.
It would literally be the first thing on my to-do list.
Like, way before buying my mom a house and all that.
I’d demand my agent get me a meeting with Gianna Michaels.
I hope Zion Williamson can get healthy and play basketball again because he clearly cannot handle his alone time off the court.
Next season, he’s either going to make an All-NBA team or propose to Victoria Cakes.
It could go either way at this point.
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