We Cannot Allow Tom Hanks To Portray MAGA Voters As Racists

Saturday Night Live has been a liberal psyop for decades.

They used Phil Hartman’s undeniable charm to make us fall in love with Bill Clinton—all while the Clintons were secretly beginning construction of their Death Star, AKA a local pizza restaurant with a basement dungeon full of children prepped and ready to be sex trafficked.

Yes, I still want to see those emails.

This past weekend, SNL celebrated its 50th anniversary.

I’m shocked the show is still on the air.

It was so much better when I was younger—back when I was 13 or 14, staying up on a Saturday Night with nothing to do but watch Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and the boys.

Back when I enjoyed things without pausing each frame in an attempt to catch a flash or peak of anything woke that I could potentially tweet, out of context, in order to get a bunch of strangers to pay attention to me after my wife left with the children and the court ordered me to stop parking outside of their house at all hours of the night.

Tom Hanks played a MAGA voter who was afraid to shake a black man’s hand—thus depicting all of us who hear a Spanish accent and automatically assume they’re illegal, and therefore subhuman—as disgusting racists.

Tom Hanks in a MAGA hat, horrified at the idea of shaking a black man’s hand, tells you everything you need to know about what the left has learned since November and why they will thankfully continue to lose landslide election after landslide election for the foreseeable future pic.twitter.com/igcPmKhKTM

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) February 17, 2025

Just an irresponsible and despicable joke made by the Hollywood Elites to continue the narratives that MAGA voters are racists when in reality—THEY—are the ones who keep sending black pilots in the sky to crash planes into each other because of their DEI program that removes meritocracy from this country—leaving millions upon millions of overqualified white geniuses out of work while their jobs are being handed out to pimps and hoes.

THEY are the racist ones.

Not me—the one who cannot picture a black person in my mind without putting gold teeth in their mouth.

It’s so disappointing to see one of your heroes turn into a Marxist scumbag right before your eyes.

Such a lazy, uninspired joke.

What would even make SNL think MAGA voters are racist?

Is it the time Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration and Trump’s voters—who didn’t even take a second to consider the possibility of Musk intentionally hitting a Heil Hitler—all rushed to explain and shield Musk from any and all criticisms without giving a single inch of ground in the discussion.

I personally loved when that little comedian that looks like a character in Big Head—something something Kill Tony or something(?)—spoke at Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally, like when he called Puerto Rico a pile of garbage floating in the Ocean or when he said “Latinos never pull out, they just come inside, just like they did to our country”

Now that’s real comedy.

You don’t pick on the little guys, like the people who won this election yet still whine every single day about some artificial injustice bringing them down while owning all 3 branches of the government.

You pick on the people who are destroying this country like brown people and women who won’t sleep with us.

I hate to say this but Tom Hanks has officially gone woke. Looks like I’m never watching Toy Story 3 again.

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