Time To Get That CDL, Kadarius

The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up.

They did not step up.

But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job.

Toney was so bad the NFL needs to investigate if he was betting on the game and it shouldn’t be a long investigation since the league already has its eyes on the Lions little gambling ring.

Here’s what Kadarius Toney did against the Lions to start the 2023 NFL season:

1 catch
1 receiving yard
1 rush
-1 rushing yards
3 drops

One of those drops resulted in a pick-six.

Maybe Kadarius Toney should focus a little more on catching the football as opposed to DM’ing Giants fans to argue with them.
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— Doug Rush (@TheDougRush) September 8, 2023

Kadarius Toney is the first wide receiver in NFL history to CATCH a pick-six.

We finally got to see what Patrick Mahomes looks like when he isn’t surrounded by Hall of Fame talent.

My man was closing his eyes throwing no-look passes to Travis Kelce and Tyreek Hill.

Daniel Jones was throwing to Richie James and Kadarius Toney last season and still won a playoff game.

Mahomes, for some strange reason, has the same receiving corp and suddenly the game isn’t being played on easy mode.

DJ deserves far more respect after Thursday night.

But football isn’t the only career Toney needs to give up on. Meet Yung Joka, the worst rapper you’ve ever heard.

ENOUGH. YOU ARENT A TALENTED PERSON. YOU ARE A REGULAR ASS DUDE. STOP TRYING TO BE A STAR AND APPLY FOR A CDL. YOU ARE NOT HIM. YOU WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO RING UP CUSTOMERS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE.

He should be getting his security license to form an unstoppable Kobe/Shaq bouncer duo with LiAngelo Ball.

It’s insane that a Detroit Lion caught this pass and scored.

GET OUT OF THE NFL KADARIUS. STOP RAPPING AND JOIN THE ARMY OR SOME SHIT JUST LEAVE.

Random stray thoughts:

Kadarius Toney’s best skill is being too injured to play because when he does play, he’s the 54th man for the opposing team.
Toney is the only person capable of stopping Patrick Mahomes from winning every single Super Bowl
I listened to way more Yung Joka songs than I needed for this article. I’m sick.

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