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Tim Boyle fucking sucks.
The singular worst quarterback I have ever seen continually make NFL rosters despite always looking as if he has never played the sport before being asked to jog out there and drive his team down the field.
Boyle played 3 seasons at UConn.
Started 8 games over 3 years.
Won 0 times.
0-8.
1 touchdown. 13 interceptions.
Then he transferred to Eastern Kentucky.
Time to lock in. This is Boyle’s last chance to make the NFL.
He led them to a 4-7 record, throwing 11 touchdowns and 13 interceptions.
Tim Boyle is an expert at giving the ball to the other team. Generational talent when it comes to scoring fewer points than the other team. There may never be another quarterback better at keeping the punter busy.
In 2018, he signed as a rookie free agent with the Green Bay Packers to run around Wisconsin buying Aaron Rodgers cigarettes.
It’s 2024 and Tim Boyle is still here.
Boyle’s started 5 career games, somehow.
Shockingly, he’s 0-5.
Zero wins.
4 career touchdowns, which honestly might be the most surprising stat in NFL history.
12 interceptions. That makes more sense, although still a little on the low side given how he throws like he can’t figure out the weight of the ball.
Since arriving in 2018, Boyle’s received paychecks from the Packers, Lions, Bears, Jets, Texans and ended up on the Miami Dolphins just in time for Tua to experience his annual visit with the ancestors as blood leaks from his ears and he loses some childhood memories.
Tim Boyle ended a game with my favorite play in the history of history.
Final play for the Dolphins and Tim Boyle throws it out of bounds. Indianapolis is going to take this game. pic.twitter.com/3nesE2I1au
— Arye Pulli (@AryePulli) October 20, 2024
Throwing the ball out of bounds on the final play of the game to avoid any chance of throwing an interception as well as any chance to win the football game.
Tim Boyle cares not for wins. It’s all about having the correct process.
The worst quarterback ever.
And yet not only is he now finding himself once again stealing NFL paychecks, this time from the Giants, but he’s getting more practice reps than Daniel Jones.
Daniel Jones was the fourth QB up in individual drills behind practice squad QB Tim Boyle.
— Dan Duggan (@DDuggan21) November 20, 2024
I need answers. Now. What’s going on, yo?
Why is this man on NFL teams? R
yan Tannehill was in the playoffs 2 seasons ago. Unemployed.
Guy who threw the ball out of bounds to play it safe on the final play of the game like, 3 weeks ago, very much gainfully employed.
I don’t mean to call out this man’s ethics but the toppy must be sloppy.
Tim Boyle must be strutting into GM’s offices in his little red dress, ready to do whatever it takes to get on the payroll.
That mouth could free Palenstein if we just got him in a room with Netanyahu and a jar of peanut butter.
Shout out to Boyle for the dishwasher below his nose relieving NFL GM’s stress one city at a time.
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