In a world where planes are falling out of the sky and you have to save few paychecks up to purchase one dozen eggs, we’re all just looking for a romantic partner to help us carry the weight. Shannon Sharpe is no different from you or me. After 14 years as a Hall of Fame […]
Druski is the only social media comedian I genuinely find funny. I mean, I’m not entirely sure where his content is, like in full totality. I’ve only consumed his work in 60-second clips from other accounts BUT those 60-second clips were fun. There are over ONE HUNDRED active lawsuits filed against Diddy right now and […]
For years, people have asked themselves if they’d rather receive half a million dollars or dinner with Jay-Z, with the answer obviously being dinner with Jay-Z. What is the point of having $500K without Jay telling you how to properly spend and invest it? One dinner with Jay-Z and he’ll give you all the game […]
I imagine it’s very difficult to maintain your privacy when you’re a professional athlete dealing with an entire media apparatus dedicated to magnifying and exploiting drama for clicks and views. I imagine it’s even more difficult to maintain that privacy when you’re future NBA Hall of Famer, Dwight Howard, constantly DMing boys begging for bussy […]
Last year, Major League Baseball suspended Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer for 324 games for sexually assaulting a woman. He was suspended two full seasons for violating the league’s domestic violence policy. This week, Bauer and his victim settled their case with no money being exchanged. Trevor then posted a video explaining his innocence […]
Larry Nassar—the former Team USA women’s gymnastics doctor who was arrested for being a disgusting nasty-ass sexual predator—was stabbed by another inmate in prison. Nassar, 59, was stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, and also suffered a collapsed lung in the Sunday attack, said Joe Rojas, […]
Josh Sills is a rookie backup offensive guard for the Philadelphia Eagles. A man no one should really know or be thinking about. A person who should be quietly shutting up and flying under the radar while his team is about to win a Super Bowl. And apparently on December 5th, 2019, he forced a […]
Two weeks ago, Major League Baseball very quietly announced that Trevor Bauer’s suspension would be reduced from 324 games to 194 games thanks to an independent arbitrator which meant he was eligible to play immediately. For those who forgot, Trevor Bauer was suspended because he sent a woman to the hospital during sex because he […]
The San Francisco 49ers would objectively be the best team in the NFC if they only had one solid consistent healthy quarterback week after week instead of having a guy play for a few weeks and then breaking every bone in their body. First Trey Lance. Then Jimmy G. And now, apparently Brock Purdy might’ve […]
Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body. Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022 And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for […]
After Joe Judge was fired for being a coward and a loser and a weirdo, there are reports of the New York Giants and Brian Flores eyeing each other across the bar. We know Giants owner, John Mara, has a fetish for the New England Patriots and would have no problem with pulling the trigger […]
How many times can a man be attached to sexual misconduct allegations before they actually face real-world consequences for their actions? Every year, there is a new story about Dan Snyder and his Washington Football Team being in the middle of a sex scandal and every Sunday he gets to casually watch his team lose […]
Barstool Sports is a cool website where you can read a 600-word blog that’s formatted in one single paragraph with no punctuation, you can hear podcasts from awkward guys with absolutely nothing interesting to say, you can see 19 year old college girls posing in bikinis before their old enough to recognize that they’re being […]
The Pittsburgh Steelers are 1-2 this season, it turns out the quarterback who led the league in interceptions 3 years ago and then blow out their elbow 2 years ago and then turned 39 this year, is the main reason why. Ben Roethlisberger sucks, is my point. So far he has as many touchdowns as […]
We are currently in the midst of a major reckoning. Two of the best players in their sports are battling for their freedoms after details of the sex crimes have not only hit the surface but are currently being dissected in front of judges and court stenographers. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen professional […]
Houston Texans starting quarterback, Deshaun Watson, is currently facing 22 civil lawsuits including claims of sexual assault and harassment from various masseuses across the larger Houston area. He also just casually showed up to training camp this week as if there isn’t a line of women all waiting for their opportunity to testify against this […]
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