I’ve been shitting on the Philadelphia 76ers since the Knicks eliminated them from the first round of the playoffs. I genuinely could not believe how many people were praising the Sixers for winning the offseason. They signed an injury-prone 34-year-old who fans sarcastically call “Playoff P” because he stinks in the playoffs and the first […]
The Philadelphia 76ers are STACKED this season. They crushed the offseason bringing in superstar, Paul George to replace Tobias Harris, a guy who would prefer to stand in the corner and watch the game instead of participating in it. So no one should bat an eye that Joel Embiid told ESPN he won’t ever play […]
Last season ended early for the Philadelphia 76ers as they lost in 7 games to the New York Knicks in the first round. I walked away from that series thinking that team was Tyrese Maxey, a former MVP with a busted knee that’ll never heal properly because he keeps rushing back to prove, like, Twitter […]
We did it. It’s finally over. The New York Knicks drove the Sixers to the airport to start their summer vacations. On Thursday night, New York won 118-115 in a brutal Game 6 where the Knicks were up 20 in the 1st quarter and ended up going down and somehow, went into halftime down 3. […]
The Knicks lost 106-112 in overtime to the Philadelphia 76ers. What do you want me to say here? New York was up 6 points with 28.2 seconds left. They lost by 6. I’m disgusted. I barely slept last night. But let’s talk about what happened Tuesday night. 1. Tyrese Maxey wants to keep playing […]
On Thursday night, the Sixers beat the Knicks 125-114 to save their season. The Sixers are down 1-2 in the series. Going down 3-0 would’ve been a death sentence. Jobs would’ve been lost. Players families would be uprooted and sent to new cities. Here’s what Joel Embiid did to rescue his squad from national embarrassment: […]
The Knicks Sixers Game 1 was everything it was supposed to be. Both teams defensively smothered the other and both teams struggled offensively. It was a back-and-forth battle but my beloved New York Knicks took home the 111-104 victory to go up 1-0. Game 1 is a great indicator of how a series will play […]
This season, it feels like anyone can win the championship. Sure, the Nuggets and Celtics have a better chance compared to like, the Bulls or whatever but with no real favorite, a few organizations whose seasons end earlier than expected will look around the building for people to fire or trade. In the past, this […]
The 2024 NBA Trade Deadline might be a little disappointing with no real stars changing teams but I think there are more than a few role players that could change cities and alter a team’s championship potential. I’m also just obsessed with trades like, imagine opening up Twitter and finding out your job is sending […]
In his 9th NBA season, at the age of 27 and playing for his 5th NBA franchise, Kelly Oubre Jr. is finally making a real impact on a basketball court. After years of just being another random guy in the league, Oubre and the Sixers were a perfect match. Until of course….the accident. What happened […]
Julius Randle can no longer play for the New York Knicks. Through 6 games, Randle is averaging 13.7 points on 27% shooting from the field, 22% from 3 and 61% from the free throw line all while simultaneously taking the most 3’s and free throws and the 2nd most shot attempts. Currently, he is the […]
On Thursday’s episode of Undisputed, Skip Bayless unveiled another one of his new co-hosts: Rachel Nichols—a woman who was so disliked at ESPN that her own private conversations from her private hotel room were accidentally recorded and immediately leaked to the press because the tech crew working behind the scenes at her old show did […]
James Harden opted into the final year of his contract under the impression the Sixers would find a trade for him but last week, 76ers GM Daryl Morey came out and said he has no plans on trading him away so naturally, Harden stood in front of a group of Chinese children and cut a […]
Tobias Harris’ father believes his son is an “Assassin scorer”. Here’s what he said on a podcast about the Sixers misusing his son‘s secret talents: “Personally, I don’t think so. The reason I say that, well Tobias is an assassin scorer. I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him. So […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. BREAKING: The 76ers are hiring Nick Nurse as their next HC, per @wojespn pic.twitter.com/KrHiIZ2EwM — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 29, 2023 The Philadelphia 76ers have hired Nick Nurse as their new head coach. […]
The Brooklyn Nets are about to get swept out of the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Celtics and all eyes are on Ben Simmons making some triumphant return in a Game 4 of an elimination game having not played professional basketball since last April when he broke the record for the WORST […]
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