This current Kansas City Chiefs dynasty is fueled by the blood of Satan. We all already know this. I’m not breaking news with that information. In order to stay at the top, everyone in their orbit must suffer a humiliation ritual to satisfy the devil’s needs. This time, it was rookie wide receiver, Xavier Worthy, […]
Last night I was waterboarded with crude AI images of some combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid and/or Travis Kelce cuddling up with the referees. Apparently, the NFL is rigged. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the Houston Texans 23-14, advancing to another AFC Championship Game with some eye-rolling calls randomly gifting the Chiefs chunks of […]
The UCLA Bruins currently sit at 5-7 after losing back-to-back conference games to Washington and USC. Classic Big Ten football. In a year where the college football playoffs have expanded to seemingly allow every program into the postseason now, this isn’t a great time for UCLA to be lightyears away from relevance. With all the […]
The Kansas City Chiefs ended the Baltimore Ravens 2023 season. Lamar Jackson was the MVP—he should’ve been the most confident man on the field going into their AFC Championship game—but instead, Lamar played like he was trying to prove to US that he deserved it—that he was as great as Mahomes. He lost. Never go […]
The world needs more people like Harrison Butker. People who aren’t afraid to stand in front of a room full of college graduates and preach to them about ‘bad leaders who don’t stay in their lane’. We have a shortage of brave men willing to hold a room hostage in order to share the truth. […]
Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
It feels like we all just witnessed one of the greatest Super Bowls of all time. From the drama to the star power to the Halftime Show to the game-winning drive, Super Bowl LVIII was an adventure. Ben Affleck danced his ass off. HER became the single coolest human on Earth. Kyle Shanahan wore his […]
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are the number one celebrity couple in the world right now and the biggest narrative heading into Super Bowl 58. Travis Kelce has the most receptions in NFL playoff history. When his career ends, he will be considered by many as the greatest tight end ever. He’s about to appear […]
Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was […]
The NFL has officially begun and the defending champions took a surprising L to the Detroit Lions. With Travis Kelce out, the rest of Kansas City’s receivers had to step up. They did not step up. But it was Kardarius Toney, specifically, who looked like he lied on his resume to get this job. Toney […]
In March, the police began investigating Jackson Mahomes for forcibly kissing the 40-year-old owner of Aspen’s Restaurant and Lounge. Apparently, Jackson and his squad showed up LIT, Jackson shoved a random waiter then met with the owner of the restaurant about it and elected to grab the owner by her neck and kiss her. KMBC […]
Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room. Jackson Mahomes has been […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
Super Bowl 57 was one of the most exciting Super Bowls of all time. Whoever wrote the script for this game deserves an EGOT. There was drama, pathos, and of course, there were winners and losers. Here are the winners of Super Bowl 57.: 1. Patrick Mahomes Should we quickly run through all of Mahomes’s […]
Patrick Mahomes’s dad—Pat Mahomes senior—was a professional baseball player for 11 years. He was a key piece of the 56-win 1994 Minnesota Twins. That team would’ve only won like, 52 wins if it weren’t for Pat Mahomes Sr. But honestly, his biggest claim to fame is helping to create the greatest quarterback of all time. […]
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