The playoffs are the best time to make wildly irrational takes based on quite literally the tiniest sample size ever solely because the games ‘matter more’ or whatever. Stephen A. Smith gets to yell even harder at Kyrie Irving for costing the Brooklyn Nets a chance at the title even though it had more to […]
Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body. Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022 And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for […]
If you’ve watched any of the Minnesota Timberwolves home playoff games you’ve noticed a couple of trends: 1. Karl-Anthony Towns is a crybaby who commits the worst fouls in NBA history and then complains to the referees as if he is pleading to avoid an arrest and 2. protesters keep trying to glue themselves to […]
Winning Time is an HBO series about the rise of the ‘Showtime Lakers’ in the 80’s. Dr. Buss purchases the team, drafts Magic Johnson and the rest is history. Many people agree this era of basketball saved the NBA. Definitely a story worth telling. Winning time is a decent show or whatever. Not my favorite […]
The Atlanta Hawks are out getting ragdolled by the Miami Heat in the first round of the playoffs. They took one game on a last-second shot by Trae Young but outside of that narrow victory, they appear to be a college team being dominated by a group of grown-ass men. But there is a secret […]
The Phoenix Suns and the New Orleans Pelicans are tied 2-2 after the New Orleans Pelicans embarrassed the Suns 118-103 to win Game 4 and tie the series. Phoenix was far and away the best team in the regular season and should not be losing games to a team full of NBA 2K computer-generated players […]
The Brooklyn Nets are about to get swept out of the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Celtics and all eyes are on Ben Simmons making some triumphant return in a Game 4 of an elimination game having not played professional basketball since last April when he broke the record for the WORST […]
Last week, Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Dwayne Haskins, passed away after being struck by a dump truck trying to cross the highway. Shit sucks. As much as I mocked his attempt to play for Washington, there was still a massive chance the 24-year old could turn things around. Far too early in that young man’s career […]
Ron DeSantis is the Republican governor of Florida who is dead set on becoming the next Donald Trump but with none of the funny quotes and all of the ignorant racism. Recently, he passed the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill to ruin the lives of young children and now he’s attempting to fix families with a […]
Cam Newton is miraculous. A true one-of-a-kind unicorn. We have never, in the history of history, witnessed a football player look so cool on the field and be such a fucking loser off of it. His ability to amaze you with a football in his hands matched with his ability to just be the biggest […]
Joel Embiid just won the scoring title. He’s most likely going to be the runner-up for the 2022 MVP award. He has solidified himself as one of the best big men in NBA history. But unfortunately, he plays for the Philadelphia 76ers which means he’ll never win a championship. The Sixers will face the Toronto […]
For some reason, people are interviewing Carolina Panthers sometimes quarterback, Sam Darnold and for some reason, Darnold has a lot to say for a guy who has thrown only 18 touchdowns to 24 interceptions the last two seasons. Here’s some cute quotes Darnold gave in this interview: “I have enough security in myself where I […]
Thanks to WWE’s relationship with Peacock, I was able to sit down and watch Wrestlemania 38 without trying to figure out where the fuck one locates the ‘pay per view’ channel in 2022. I’m aware this article is going to come off as if it were written by an elderly man but I swear I […]
The NBA is a league where a team can dramatically change the trajectory of their organization with one single trade yet so many teams are afraid to swing for the fences or admit when their previous swings for the fences have failed. You can keep treading water OR..you can blow. it. up. Here are 5 […]
The Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA Title 18 months ago. They are now struggling to make the 10th seed and it is now being reported the team will be firing head coach, Frank Vogel, when this terrible season finally ends. The Lakers—a team with LeBron fucking James on the roster—is ranked 23rd in offensive […]
Carson Wentz is the most unique quarterback in the NFL. There is no one else in professional football who is capable of reaching the highest highs and the lowest lows in back-to-back possessions. Trade terms, per sources… Colts get: 🏈2022 third-round pick 🏈2023 third-round pick that can become a second if Carson Wentz plays 70 […]
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