Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $8.5 million with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per sources. Mayfield is now in line to be […]
Being a sports fan means convincing yourself that you can say or do whatever you want because your fandom and love for a particle sports franchise somehow supersedes everything else in the world. We are seeing this in real-time as Mets fans are losing their shit over a random injury in the World Baseball Classic. […]
Aaron Rodgers is dominating the 2023 NFL Offseason and I have some thoughts about all this foolishness… 1. Aaron Rodgers led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory in 2011. 2. He hasn’t been to a Super Bowl since. It’s been 12 fucking years since Aaron Rodgers played in a Super […]
Often times as a sports fan, it feels as though you have to put your morals on pause while watching a game because there will be a star player who is allowed on the court or field despite the disgusting garbage they do in their free time. As a Knicks and Yankees fan, I had […]
Dan Orlovsky is one of the best NFL analysts over at ESPN these days. Masterfully breaking down and explaining what’s occurring on the field while still maintaining a level of entertainment—not falling into the typical ESPN schtick of having some incredibly annoying bias they think is funny or interesting, derailing the program like Mike Greenberg […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Giants got a baller in Darren Waller. 🔥@Giants | @Rackkwall83 pic.twitter.com/BKE4YgDHhs — NFL (@NFL) March 14, 2023 Giants get: TE Darren Waller Raiders get: 3rd round draft pick (no. 100) […]
All my life, I have been waterboarded with Los Angeles Lakers propaganda. I’m constantly told Kobe Bryant is one of the top 5 greatest basketball players ever despite never being the best basketball player in the NBA when he played. As I write this, the Lakers are currently 9th in the West thanks in large […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
ESPN’s First Take is a show that exists exclusively to generate clicks online and to create narratives that the network can then further discuss for the next 24 hours until the next episode of First Take. Participants on the show are encouraged to argue the most mundane bullshit with zero nuance. The more outlandish you […]
Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room. Jackson Mahomes has been […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Coming into the 2022 NFL season, the Denver Broncos were looking like an automatic playoff berth. They had a Top 5 defense and the argument could’ve been made that they were only missing one thing: a star quarterback. When Denver acquired Russell Wilson, everyone and their mothers were ready to hand the AFC West to […]
The NBA Power Rankings are BACK (Because I remembered to do them this week). We have about 20 games left in the season which is so weird since the All-Star game just happened. Remember when the All-Star game used to be like, in the middle of the season? Anyway, here are this week’s NBA […]
On Wednesday night, Alabama freshman star guard Brandon Miller dropped a career-high 41 points including a huge game-winner in a 78-76 victory over the South Carolina Gamecocks. An electric performance. One of the best games by a college basketball player in a long ass time. Last night Brandon Miller went off for 41 points despite […]
This week, Dom Capers had his first press conference after being hired as an assistant defensive coach for the Carolina Panthers. The 72-year-old decided he was going to show up to this press conference fresh as hell with a brand new and totally normal and regular haircut. Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the […]
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