Many of you have moved on from the election. I’m jealous. It’s the only thing I think about. I haven’t slept in weeks. How did Kamala Harris lose to the carny that makes you spend $60 at a random pop-up festival ring toss game to win a teddy bear that only costs $5 you will […]
We’re weeks away from 2025. A new start. A fresh beginning. Do we really want to continue allowing masculinity-driven competitions to persist when, for the first time in NFL history, the Minnesota Vikings could have two men co-pilot the starting quarterback position? QB Daniel Jones plans to sign with Minnesota Vikings after clearing waivers. (via […]
Since hiring GM Joe Schoen before the 2022 season, the New York Giants have been in hell. The only success Schoen’s had came in his first season when the Giants advanced to the divisional round before being beat by the eventual NFC Champions but that wasn’t even Schoen’s success to claim. Those were Dave Gettleman’s […]
Drake and I are similar in a couple ways. We both pretend Degrassi never happened and we both just want the world to be fair. So I understand why Drake has filed a lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar’s record label for using bots to artificially boost the streams for “Not Like Us”. According to a copy […]
Saturday Night Live is my refuge after a long week of canvassing, fundraising and self-actualizing. It’s my haven, where my best buddies Colin Jost and Michael Che, and the other ones, make me forget about all the injustices in this world. With Donald Trump back in the White House, we need Saturday Night Live now […]
Since taking over the Philadelphia Eagles in 2021, Nick Sirianni has a 43-19 win-loss record— including 3 straight seasons starting 9-2 (or better) for the first time in franchise history. Sirianni also happens to be the first head coach in Eagles history to have a winning record in each of his first 4 seasons with […]
The NFL has a Baker Mayfield problem. After scoring a touchdown against the New York Giants on Sunday, Baker Mayfield proceeded to take Tommy DeVito’s signature celebration and turn into something much, much darker. Oh my. Baker Mayfield just scored a TD and made sure all #Giants fans saw him doing the Tommy DeVito celebration. […]
I’m lowkey rooting for the Charlotte Hornets this season. The Celtics, Heat, Bucks and Sixers have been the only relevant Eastern Conference teams of the last decade. We need new blood, new stars, and simply new color schemes to watch. Sure, the Hornets only have 6 wins and currently sit in 11th place but they […]
Mikal Bridges moved to the big city for a Villanova Wildcats reunion. After being jettisoned from Phoenix for Kevin Durant,, sent to purgatory—trapped in the cave with nothing but paint and the cave walls to pass the time—Bridges mastered his artistry and prepared to share his gifts in Manhattan. Then the Knicks traded one of […]
The New York Giants released Daniel Jones this week, just a year and a half after winning a playoff game in 2022 and deciding to commit with a 4-year, $160 million contract. According to ESPN, the Daniel Jones situation was over two weeks ago when a reporter saw Giants players sitting around a phone re-watching […]
So far, the 2024 NBA TV ratings are down. The NBA’s opening night ratings were down 42% from last year. The entire first week of games saw double-digit percentage drop-offs. NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver, fought back against some critiques and said this to defend his product: “I don’t think it has anything to do with […]
The entire New Orleans Pelicans organization seemed shocked that the 2024-25 NBA season began. They came into opening night without a real center on the roster. Brandon Ingram was on the trade block all summer and the organization thought to just bring him back after going door-to-door and begging anyone to take him off their […]
Yesterday I watched clips of Tim Boyle and Drew Lock going through the motions of a lifeless Giants practice and made a decision. I could either continue pretending to believe Tommy DeVito is better than he actually is—the, maybe, 62nd best QB in the NFL—OR—I could lock in on college football, specifically getting to better […]
Tim Boyle fucking sucks. The singular worst quarterback I have ever seen continually make NFL rosters despite always looking as if he has never played the sport before being asked to jog out there and drive his team down the field. Boyle played 3 seasons at UConn. Started 8 games over 3 years. Won 0 […]
Daniel Jones is finally out of here. Dave Gettleman will pay for the damage he caused the Giants organization drafting a running back with the no. 2 pick behind the worst offensive line in the NFL and then the following year, drafting a QB with the no. 6 pick who would have 100000% been available […]
108 million people tuned in to watch a guy who everyone says is a “YouTube star”—even though no one in my life has ever watched anything he’s created—beat up a traumatized geriatric CTE billboard. I’m not precious about boxing turning into a spectacle lining the pockets of a monorail salesman 1. The Rock Dwayne Johnson’s […]
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