This will be my third year writing this article predicting each team’s starting quarterbacks for the next season. I’ve been wrong every time. Tom Brady did not come out of retirement to play for the Las Vegas Raiders. My b. So we’re going to switch it up a little bit this year. Instead of predicting […]
Lavar Ball—father of Lonzo, LaMelo and the other one—had a few weird months in the spotlight back around 2017 when his oldest, Lonzo, was drafted to the Los Angeles Lakers with the no. 2 pick. He had his 15 minutes of fame and enjoyed them. I have nothing negative to say about Lavar, really. According […]
Saturday Night Live has been a liberal psyop for decades. They used Phil Hartman’s undeniable charm to make us fall in love with Bill Clinton—all while the Clintons were secretly beginning construction of their Death Star, AKA a local pizza restaurant with a basement dungeon full of children prepped and ready to be sex trafficked. […]
Every time I open up TikTok—which is like, once every, maybe, 70 or so days—I don’t understand the appeal of TikTok, I’m an old man and technology has passed me by—but I often scroll past someone sitting in their car or (unkempt) bedrooms questioning their reality or self-identity. As humanity has evolved from hunters and […]
Recently, Alex Bregman signed with the Boston Red Sox. Both the Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs offered Bregman the same contract but refused to defer the money—like every other top ball club does now—while telling their fans that they are struggling to break even. Cubs Jed Hoyer said he had manny, many emails and […]
In 2013, Miami Dolphins 2012 2nd-round offensive lineman, Jonathan Martin, played in just 7 games before leaving the team due to mental health issues he claimed were caused by bullying from Richie Incognito and the rest of the O-Linemen on the team, including racial slurs and all. Richie Incognito received an indefinite suspension after the […]
Recently, the Boston Red Sox signed 2-time All-Star third baseman, Alex Bregman to a 3-year, $120 million deal with opt-out options after every season. Boston may have to exercise those options early as they already have a third baseman who they gave an 11-year, $330 million contract to in 2023 and who has no plans […]
The 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend started up Friday night with me having no interest in the Celebrity Game. Shout out to Rickea Jackson serving looks. I think Druski was there but I’ve seen nonstop AI photos of him in so many different jerseys to mock guys after they have bad nights that I have no […]
WWE Grand Slam Australia airing as a regular ol’ episode of Collision was strange until Tony Khan explained Warner/Discovery wanted to add it to their NBA All-Star Weekend. Dope. Makes sense. Synergy and all those words that make emails sound important. But I hadn’t realized that meant this show would run a pre-taped show Saturday […]
We live in a world of constant negativity. Pessimism has become the default setting as we close ourselves off from connecting with others—fearing rejection as we retreat back into our isolated internet caves, siloed off from human touch. Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert has had a fairly public search for happiness. A couple years back, Boebert […]
We are in the midst of a male loneliness epidemic. Now, more than ever, men feel isolated from one another. A true mental health national emergency and the New York Jets attempted to stop Aaron Rodgers and Pat McAfee from hanging out for just a half hour once a week. The Athletic’s Dianna Russini reported […]
The Marvel Cinematic has been weird. The world blew up with a global pandemic at the same time when Marvel put out strange nonsense like Shang-Chi and The Eternals—along with some wack-ass Disney Plus shows no one asked for. But Fantastic Four is their opportunity to right the ship. Let’s take a look at the […]
At age 30, Giannis Antetokounmpo is having one of the best seasons of his life. And it doesn’t matter. The Bucks are currently the 5th seed in the East behind an Indiana Pacers team led by a dork who hits more 3’s off the court than on it. Milwaukee started this season losing 8 of […]
Imagine dedicating your entire life to become the greatest professional athlete on the planet. Truly, envision a world in which you are a teenager who decides they will sacrifice everything to be great. You make the NBA the most popular league in the world. You turn Nike into the biggest athletic brand ever. You literally […]
Myles Garrett no longer wants to be a Cleveland Brown. In a statement released on NFL.com, Garrett indicated his watch had ended as the reigning 2023 Defensive Player of the Year wants to play for an organization that didn’t put all their eggs in a basket full of holes and cum-stained massage sheets. Here’s what […]
Life is hard. We have to make a million little micro decisions every day and then we have to get up and do it all again the next. This article is the third draft I started this morning because I couldn’t decide what to write about first. Bianca Censori never has to worry about that. […]
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