67-year old pitching coach Larry Rothschild, was fired for the 2nd time in 3 years as the struggling San Diego Padres have fallen off a cliff and their pitchers have no idea how to throw baseballs anymore. The Padres acquired Yu Darvish, Blake Snell and Joe Musgrave during the offseason. Chris Paddack was supposed to […]
Tyler Wade entered this season slashing .190/.274/.301. A speedster who can play every position was never expected to hit for power but after 4 years of facing Major League pitching, you’d think he’d be able to slap a ball into the outfield or run out an infield single but nope. Wade was pretty much an […]
The NFL season is a couple weeks away from opening night and we’re all sort of just pretending as if the pandemic is over even though there is a new delta variant that is sending non-vaccinated people straight back to the ICU anddddd the Minnesota Vikings refuse to get Covid medicine. In an attempt to […]
Shortly after New England Patriots starting QB, Drew Bledsoe, suffered a season-ending injury in 2001, his backup Tom Brady was kidnapped and brought into a football laboratory where he was transformed into an Andriod designed with the sole purpose of winning Super Bowls. So naturally, whenever he is around his own children he appears extremely […]
Over the weekend, Sha’Carri Richardson made her triumphant return to the track coming back from a positive marijuana test that prohibited her from competing in the Tokyo Olympics despite being one of the biggest stars of the games. Let’s see her dominate the 100 meters at the Prefontaine Classic: Sha’Carri Richardson finishing dead fucking last […]
This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 Philadelphia Eagles: 2020 recap […]
This week it’s been reported that Max Kellerman is being yanked off First Take as Stephen A. Smith has been behind the scenes trying to remove Max from day one. I won’t sit here and say that Max was good or bad. If you’re on TV every day expected to have a ‘take’ on everything […]
The New York Yankees have just completed a sweep of the Boston Red Sox that’s resulted in New York taking the lead of the AL Wildcard while Boston has dropped from first place in the AL East to not even making the playoffs if they were to begin today. HAHAHAHAHAHA. You know who Boston really […]
The New York Mets lost their 5th game in a row on Tuesday night and they currently sit 4.5 games behind the Atlanta Braves in the NL East. They are spiraling out of the playoffs and their owner, Steve Cohen, decided to log onto Twitter and shit on the team. It’s hard to understand how […]
This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 New York Giants: 2020 […]
Jae Crowder is a 10-year NBA vet who is considered a 3 and D specialist who can guard the opponent’s best wing scorer while being a solid 3-point shooter on the offensive end. He’s been to the NBA Finals 3 times. Lost every single time but he’s been there at least. Oh, and he’s a […]
This week, Josh Rosen was cut by the San Francisco 49ers, failing to gain the 3rd string quarterback job over Nate Sudfield. That’s not a typo. There is a professional quarterback named Nate Sudfield that no one on Earth has ever heard of yet he still took Rosen’s job. Josh Rosen is so bad the […]
Nick Bosa is one of the best pass rushers in the NFL today. He almost singlehandedly led the San Francisco 49ers to the Super Bowl a couple seasons ago. He is also one of the biggest MAGA conservative idiots. Here’s a video of him giggling and playing with a Donald Trump doll like a special […]
We are currently in the midst of a major reckoning. Two of the best players in their sports are battling for their freedoms after details of the sex crimes have not only hit the surface but are currently being dissected in front of judges and court stenographers. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen professional […]
This morning, the Minnesota Timberwolves just traded away their 22-year old 2019 lottery pick, Jarrett Culver, to the Memphis Grizzlies in exchange for 33-year old Patrick Beverley. After an offseason in which the T-Wolves did *Googles*…nothing….the front office decided it behooved them to trade away one of their few good young assets in order to […]
Dads, brothers, siblings, whoever you are, you know how enjoyable sports are when watching at home. It doesn’t matter if you’re into NFL, NBA, MLB, or have a passing interest in MLS after catching a glimpse of Euro 2020; sports are awesome. They bring people together; they connect on a primal level that is impossible […]
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