Michele Tafoya is Leaving the NFL To Focus on Being Racist

Michele Tafoya announced she is leaving the sidelines of NBC’s Sunday Night Football so she can freely go on Fox News and say wild shit without the threat of losing her job or being the main character on Twitter for a day. In anything, she is now in a position to gain more.

She is also working on a campaign for Republican political candidate, Kendall Qualls because Tafoya—who was born and raised in California—is big in Minnesota. Or so I’m told by Michele Tafoya.

Here is what Tafoya said on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show regarding her mission to stop Critical Race Theory or whatever:

“My son’s first best friend was a little African-American boy. They were inseparable. Get to a certain age they start having what’s called an affinity group, which means you go for lunch and pizza with people who look like you … At kids in school, there is a big, big focus on the color of your skin and my children … Why are we even teaching that the color of the skin matters? Because to me, what matters is your character and your values. … I don’t care if I’m attacked. I really am not afraid of that, and I guess I feel like so many people now are afraid. Yeah. And I’m not. Listen, I know there are repercussions for whatever I choose to say. And I’ve talked to my kids’ school about it. You know, please don’t hold this against my kids. I’m speaking for me. I’m speaking for my family. But please don’t hold this against my kids.”

You really have to love conservatives creating the concept of Critical Race Theory and describing it as schools waterboarding your white children until they feel inferior to their brown classmates and then these conservatives kicking and screaming fighting these schools from implementing this completely fabricated course thus protecting our bright young whites.

There’s something super racist about white parents not wanting their kids to be aware of America’s history of racism. Hiding your kids from the not-so-distant past can only be interpreted as wanting them to maintain having all of the advantages in America and feeling as if they’re ‘self-made’ so they don’t feel bad about all the brown people they exploit to get to the top.

The gross aspect of Michele Tafoya being a right-wing loser is knowing she spent her entire career telling the stories of the predominantly black NFL players and gaining zero empathy for their struggles. No recognition of how her conservative beliefs directly created environments where a lot of these players needed to play football in order to feed their families and they literally had no choice but to succeed.

For people like Tafoya, these players are self-made heroes who surpassed their ‘lazy’ friends and family. No critical analysis of American systems set them up to fail. If only there was some metaphorical class that was capable of teaching these people critical theory regarding race. Oh well.

Good luck to Tafoya being the dumb conservative on The View or the idiot who goes on Fox News to lie about how great Enes Kanter is at basketball and how he’s more heroic than Colin Kaepernick or losing her gubernatorial campaign because she’s a sideline reporter and has no business running anyone’s campaign.

“It breaks my heart that my kids are being taught that skin color matters” -nearly 60-year old woman who looks nearly 70-years old lying about her little elementary school son being plucked away from his black best friend Fox and the Hound style even though her son is almost in college and knows about race already and the only negative thoughts her kid may have about black people is coming directly from his mom.

Randon Stray Thoughts:

it’s CRAZY there’s only one L in her name. Should’ve known she was ass backward from day one. Look how she was raised. One L in Michele. There was no way she’d end up normal.