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Kevin Durant Wanted Some Trae Young Bussy

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On Friday night, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Atlanta Hawks 113-105. In a heated game that could’ve served as an Eastern Conference preview, Kevin Durant and Trae Young got into a bit of an altercation with about 2 minutes left in the game.

But that’s not the moment that caught my eye. It’s the NBA. No one is actually throwing fists because they’ll be suspended like, 1,000 games and lose a year’s worth of paychecks. But it is funny to see Durant pick a fight with literally the smallest player in the NBA. Just like he dunks on Twitter accounts that have 10 followers. There is nothing Durant loves more than fighting with someone he cannot lose to.

Wellll, maybe we found something else that Durant loves…

This isn’t how to defend an inbound pass. This is the behavior of someone who is drunk off mimosas on vacation ready to risk it all for some young bussy.

Again, no one in the NBA wants to throw fists but I cannot allow a grown man to rest his head on the back of my neck while wrapping his arms around my waist. That’s the beginning of violence. Plus, Durant’s hands were wandering down there. War time.

The fact that these two ended up hugging when the game was over instead of Trae Young kicking Durant’s teeth in makes me want to know what these two men did after the game. Friday night in Atlanta. Who knows how wild they got together.

If anyone saw these two out and about please email me the details. Let me know if Kevin Durant got some of that sweet sweet Trae Young bussy he so desperately desired.

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