thelesterlee
This week, it’s been revealed that Daniel Jones suffered a neck injury in Sunday’s 13-7 gross ass win over an Eagles team that did everything in their power to lose—including a 4 interception day by Jalen Hurts and an ugly dropped game-winning touchdown pass in the endzone by Jalen Raegor.
The New York Giants season is over and nothing they do at this point matters. Every team executive, coach and every player on the payroll should be unemployed after the final minute of their week 17 game.
But since I’m imagining Daniel Jones wearing one of those neck braces that scammers wear in small claims courts to win minuscule sums of money from insurance companies with their sketchy ambulance-chasing attorneys—Mike Glennon appears ready to get the start.
Here’s what Glennon was able to come up with when he replaced Jones in the Giants Week 5, 44-20 loss to the Dallas Cowboys:
- 16-for-25 passing
- 162 yards
- 1 touchdown
- 2 interceptions
One of those interceptions was 6 points for Dallas.
TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS !!! Anthony Brown with a Pick Six #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/8e8apnHx4z
— GSH (@gman416) October 10, 2021
Sick.
Typically, I have a strong appreciation for mediocrity. Loved every pick-six Nathan Peterman ever threw. Tim Boyle being the worst college quarterback ever and still getting an opportunity to start for the winless Detroit Lions was comedy.
But leave the Giants alone. They’ve had more than their share of tall, lanky, awkward quarterbacks who trip over their own feet and throw at receivers’ feet. Plus, the Giants play the Dolphins this week.
Jason Garrett was already fired for having no idea how to score 30 points in a modern NFL where even the teams intentionally tanking accidentally fuck around and drop 30. Mike Glennon vs. the Dolphins might end in negative points somehow. If anyone can do it, it’s Glennon.
Can’t believe I want to watch more Daniel Jones football but I refuse to watch a second of Glennon dropping back to pass. I deserve happiness.
