Elementary School Principal and Gym Teacher Fired After Banging At School With the Gym Teacher's Wife Filming It

Some people go to work, collect their paychecks and then go home. Some people go to work and have sex with their subordinates while their wife films it. Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons fits more into the latter.

Let’s see what we down during recess:

A Georgia elementary school principal and a gym teacher who engaged in a years-long affair are both out of a job after allegedly having sex on school grounds, according to a report.

Some of the trysts between Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons and physical education teacher Dylan Charles were even caught on camera by Charles’ wife, WSB-TV reported, citing an internal report that was conducted by an outside firm.

The scandalous school affair came to light after Simmons accused Charles of accessing secret school district information either by bugging her office or having a source inside the county school board, the report issued at the end of January states.

After that issue was settled, Charles sought out district officials, admitted to having an affair with Simmons and said they even had sex at the elementary school, as well as off campus, the report states. Simmons reportedly claimed at first the two only had an “inappropriate friendship” and denied any sexual contact.

What I wanted to be a funny story about two horny middle-aged sickos humping next to Ms. Nesbitt’s ant farm is actually a story about strange power dynamics and people taking advantage of people.

This wasn’t some super sexy rendevous with the wife in the corner recording her husband sleep with his boss so the couple could beat off to it later. No, it sounds like this gym teacher and his wife were gathering evidence for the day they inevitably rat the principal out.

The principal, Dana Simmons, must’ve been providing this couple some perks that haven’t been revealed yet and the gym teacher was simply playing his role in order to stay on the principal’s good side while simultaneously potentially bugging her office so they can gain even more leverage and power over her.

And it’s worth noting that when you visit Simmons’s LinkedIn page, you see she attended Liberty University. It’s impossible to not make a direct correlation to Jerry Falwell Jr and his wife who were ousted from the school once people found out that the two of them were banging a random boy and offering him help in his career so the boy would become dependent on them.

Is this what you learn at Liberty University? You learn vaccines are evil and sexploitation.

An insane level of Game of Thrones chess moves happening at this small ass elementary school in Georgia where the stakes could not be lower. Everyone just go to work and go home. You don’t need to bug any offices or go down on anyone. I hope someone at this school is, ya know, teaching the kids.