Colin Cowherd Is Right, Dwayne Haskins Cannot Win a Super Bowl

Colin Cowherd is the most popular sports radio host in the country. All of his segments are sharp, finely-tuned, art.

This week, he did an incredibly well-researched segment breaking down which quarterbacks in the NFL have no chance of ever winning a Super Bowl:

On today’s show, Colin Cowherd mentioned Dwayne Haskins as one of the QBs who cannot win a Super Bowl.

This is factually correct, given that Haskins passed away 16 months ago. pic.twitter.com/L1PvtPLyY6

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This is why Colin Cowherd makes around $6 million a year. This is why ESPN is begging him to come back and save their radio network. Turns out, people don’t want to listen to Mike Greenberg from 8am to noon every day. Who knew?

He starts the segment saying there are guys who will never make a Super Bowl before a graphic pops up next to him titled “QBs THAT CAN WIN SUPER BOWLS” but Colin is sharp as a (run-over) tack. It only takes him 10 seconds to realize the chyron is literally saying the opposite of the points he’s making.

When your job is to constantly have takes day in and day out with fans constantly putting you under a microscope analyzing whether or not you are right or wrong, Colin is so good at making sure he’s right more often than not. Listing off all the quarterbacks drafted since 2013 knowing a majority of these QBs are either backups or completely out of the league is a genius way to ensure your take is accurate.

Yes, EJ Manuel won’t win a Super Bowl. He’s been retired for 4 years.

Dwayne Haskins passed away April 2022. Colin Cowherd is right. Haskins cannot win a Super Bowl. Add this to the list of Cowherd’s correct takes. There is no denying these factual statements. This is how you become the no. 1 radio host in America.

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