Following the end of the College Football season, Colorado star QB, Shedeur Sanders, was a lock to be selected in the Top 5 of this weekend’s draft—but somehow, someway, Deion Sanders’s son fell to the 5th round and we’re all still wondering why. How? The New York Giants were one of the teams connected to […]
It felt like Shedeur Sanders went from a guaranteed lock as a Top 5 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft—to falling out of the first round—to looking as if the quarterback wouldn’t be selected at all. But the Cleveland Browns swooped in and saved Shedeur Sanders from further embarrassment by selecting him in the fifth […]
The Pittsburgh Pirates took a 3-0 victory off the Los Angeles Dodgers last night thanks to the domination of the reigning NL Rookie of the Year, Paul Skenes—who had Dodgers hitters considering career changes. Here’s what Skenes did against the Dodgers: 6.1 innings pitched 9 Ks 5 hits 0 earned runs 0 BBs Dodgers 1 […]
After beating the Los Angeles Lakers on Friday night in a 116-104 victory to get their first win of the first-round series, Minnesota Timberwolves Chris Finch shared his thoughts on the way the NBA officiating is allowing more physicality this postseason. “If you look around the playoffs right now, I mean, it’s super physical,” Finch […]
Shedeur Sanders continues awkwardly parting in his mansion, awaiting his NFL destiny as the Cleveland Browns use the No. 94 pick to select quarterback, Dillon Gabriel, from Oregon. Cleveland picks a rookie QB. Oregon’s Dillon Gabriel gets drafted by the Browns with the 94th pick in the NFL Draft. [image or embed] — The Athletic […]
I want to start off by saying it would suck if Katy Perry died, right? People dying is objectively bad. Just need to clear that up off top. On Monday morning, Katy Perry, along with Gayle King—the interviewer who had R. Kelly fighting for his life—and Lauren Sanchez—the siren who runs Jeff Bezos’s credit card— […]
Perhaps this is an indictment on my own personal algorithms but OnlyFans model, Bonnie Blue, is consistently in the internet news cycle, in a way no other porn actress really has been in my lifetime. Like, there are celebs with leaked sex tapes or strippers turned generic “my pussy so wet” rappers or whatever it […]
Druski is the only social media comedian I genuinely find funny. I mean, I’m not entirely sure where his content is, like in full totality. I’ve only consumed his work in 60-second clips from other accounts BUT those 60-second clips were fun. There are over ONE HUNDRED active lawsuits filed against Diddy right now and […]
I am an old man so I do not sit and watch strangers play video games in their bedrooms for hours. I have shit to do. Twitch isn’t my thing—however, I feel like they have two pretty serious rules over there: You can’t show nip and you can’t say the n-word. Extra Emily, a streamer […]
Growing up, Hooters was where your dad took you to make sure you weren’t gay. And now, future generations of fathers will lose their favorite conversion camp thanks to wokeness ending Hooters and leading to their bankruptcy. Here’s the bad news according to Bloomberg: Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to […]
I’d be lying to you if I told you I was a big Alan Ritchson fan. Absolutely loved him in Blue Mountain State but I haven’t been keeping up with whatever soldier show he’s doing over at Amazon. Blue Mountain State was a comedy from back in the day about a college football program, sort […]
We live in a world of constant negativity. Pessimism has become the default setting as we close ourselves off from connecting with others—fearing rejection as we retreat back into our isolated internet caves, siloed off from human touch. Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert has had a fairly public search for happiness. A couple years back, Boebert […]
America desperately needs an underdog to step up and fight for all of us who are tired of being censored on social media. Elon Musk is the beacon of hope guiding us into a brighter future. Whether it’s by getting us to Mars or getting us in Dark Knight Batmobile-inspired trucks that look like they’d […]
Monday morning is tough for all of us but no one had a rougher one than Selena Gomez—who went opened up her Instagram app to post herself crying about her Mexican people being under attack by the Trump administration sending ICE out to round up anyone with an accent and send them to [insert name […]
Last week, Mark Zuckerberg went on the Joe Rogan podcast looking like a surburban coke dealer’s favorite client, and said he believed companies need more ‘masculine energy’. “I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuckerberg said during his nearly three-hour conversation with Rogan, adding, “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, […]
I’ve always wanted to be a part of history but I was born too late to storm the beaches of Normandy and born too early to help Earth win the Galaxy Wars against the Martians. Over the weekend, I was finally able to secure my place in American history for generations to remember me. I […]
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