On Saturday night, I watched my guy Jey Uso win the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble then switched over to ABC to catch the second half of the Lakers coming into my city for a battle against the Knicks. You know the game is over when the white Knick on the end of the bench starts […]
Watching West Coast games is a burden. Typically, I just hope there’s a blowout so I can sneak off to bed at halftime—like Friday night when the Phoenix Suns stuffed the Golden State Warriors in a locker and took their lunch money. But on Thursday night, I decided to stay up til 1am watching the […]
When Zion Williamson is healthy and focused and on the court without Wendys BBQ sauce packets falling out of his pockets, he is an unstoppable force. Zion is a once in a generation athlete whose career has been grounded by his DoorDash history, and insatiable lust for mentally unwell porn stars and knee ligaments you […]
I’m embarrassed by New York fans who still chant “Fuck Trae Young” at sporting events because he beat an Elfrid Payton-led Knicks team in 5 games in the first round of the 2021 playoffs—as if Reggie Bullock was about to lock down the Giannis that scored 50 points to win the NBA Finals that season. […]
This year’s NBA trade deadline is February 6th, 3pm Eastern. So far, all we’ve got is Dorian Finney-Smith and Nick Richards changing teams. The NBA is dry as hell at the moment. Not on the court. On the court we’re witnessing some of the best basketball I’ve ever watched but I want to shake the […]
The 2024-25 NBA season started with the Boston Celtics blowing out the New York Knicks 132-109, tying the record for the most made 3’s in a game and creating the avalanche of indolent, concern-trolling about TV ratings and the NBA product being watered down by too many perimeter shot attempts. The NBA is fine but […]
With Mike Brown being fired via text after a full day of practice, it’s safe to say the Kings are done. They had their shot a couple seasons ago but Draymond Green powerbombed Domantis Sabonis and Steph Curry dropped 50 on them as the Golden State Warriors strangled them in the first round. The Kings […]
We always want what we can’t have. JJ Redick didn’t need to be the Los Angeles Lakers head coach. His life was fulfilled. JJ is one of the best college basketball players ever. 15 NBA seasons, playing in massive games for the Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Clippers and Philadelphia 76ers and establishing himself as one […]
Often times in this new reactionary, clickbait world we live in today, we are so quick to label someone a victim that we frequently miss who the real victims are. Prior to the 2022 NBA season, TMZ leaked a video from the Golden State Warriors practice facility showing Draymond Green knocking Jordan Poole from the […]
Friday afternoon, Mike Brown walked out of Sacramento Kings HQ with his possessions in a box . Just In: The Sacramento Kings are parting ways with head coach Mike Brown, sources told ESPN. pic.twitter.com/mNdn5EOv4U — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) December 27, 2024 Can’t look away from how Mike Brown was fired. Brown led a full Friday […]
The NBA is in crisis. The league has lost its footing in American culture. You can tell from the constant Anthony Edwards Christmas Sprite commercials. See, the NBA tries to trick you into believing they’re relevant by constantly shoving their stars in your face 24/7 but they’re barely keeping their heads above water. Their ratings […]
The NBA’s ratings are plummeting by the day and after Wednesday night’s Emirates Cup quarterfinals between the Atlanta Hawks and the New York Knicks The Hawks beat the Knicks 108-100 in Madison Square Garden. Dyson Daniels put Jalen Brunson in a figure four leg lock all night, holding him to just 14 points on 5-for-15 […]
On July 7th, Chris Paul signed a 1-year, $11 million deal with the San Antonio Spurs. The 39-year-old police officer transferred to San Antonio, Texas to have one final campaign with the hot, up-and-coming blue chip prospect, Victor Wembanyama. The Spurs suck. They’re currently the 11th seed looking up at the Lakers for the last […]
From Wilt Chamberlain to Dennis Rodman to James Harden, we’ve heard about NBA players veryyyy much enjoying the night life. And good for them. What is the point of sacrificing your body, spending more than half the year on the road and allowing dorks like Stephen A. Smith to destroy your reputation on TV every […]
I spent Black Friday purchasing things I cannot afford thanks to discounts that aren’t nearly as discounted as they used to be when Black Friday first became a thing. Friday night was spent flipping between NBA Cup games and I couldn’t help but be overwhelmed by the thought that this new thing is bad because […]
I’m lowkey rooting for the Charlotte Hornets this season. The Celtics, Heat, Bucks and Sixers have been the only relevant Eastern Conference teams of the last decade. We need new blood, new stars, and simply new color schemes to watch. Sure, the Hornets only have 6 wins and currently sit in 11th place but they […]
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