I’ve seen 1 game out of a 7 games series and I’m ready to make wild assumptions and overreactions based on the smallest sample size possible. Game 1 of the NBA Finals went to the Boston Celtics. It was a blowout from the beginning. Boston made every single jump shot they took while Dallas played […]
From the moment LeBron James arrived in LA, the Lakers have had an internal power struggle between the owner—a 60-year-old woman who inherited the team from her father and now gets most of her basketball-related advice from a former player’s wife—a former agent turned GM—who built a championship team in 2020 that he immediately blew […]
This 2023-24 New York Knicks were the greatest team I’ve watched in my lifetime. If Apple Music was writing about this season, it would be the Lauryn Hill of all Knicks seasons. Sure, I love Latrell Sprewell and if you’ve seen me at the local gym, you know I’ve modeled my game after a young […]
So I wrote the 50 NBA Players Who Could Be on a New Team LAST YEAR and I was right about most of them but I think that says more about the league than my ability to predict the future. Regardless, let’s run it back Here are 50 NBA players who could be on […]
I have like 2 friends total so while most people’s Memorial Day weekend is spent at the beach, creating memories with loved ones or whatever, I’m at the crib watching Celtics/Pacers Game 3, snacking on hot dogs I did not get from a big cookout but instead, from the food truck close to my house. […]
Draymond Green aspires to be the next Charles Barkley—an NBA hero turned beloved and respected ombudsman for the game. However, Draymond’s struck too many players in the face to become a hero outside of The Bay but we are witnessing him embark upon his journey to beloved, respected spokesman with his melatonin podcast—where he sits […]
The New York Knicks are down 3 starters and a 6th man of the year candidate, yet somehow they are one win away from sending the Indiana Pacers on vacation. Tyrese Haliburton—the best player on the Pacers—seems okay with watching his team lose as he quietly tip-toes around the perimeter, playing hot potato to ensure […]
With the 4th pick of the 2014 NBA Draft, the Orland Magic selected power forward, Aaron Gordon, out of Arizona. For 7 seasons he was the best player on a bottom-feeding team, only making the postseason twice, losing in the first round both times. It wasn’t until he arrived in Denver that Gordon became the […]
In February 2023, Mat Ishbia’s purchase of the Phoenix Suns was finalized. Ishbia bought the team following the NBA’s removal of previous owner, Robert Sarver, who simply could not stop himself from saying the n-word at work. It was his favorite thing in the world. Ishbia is a former college basketball player so naturally, he […]
I love Thanasis Antetokounmpo. To you, he’s the final minutes-eating, square-headed face of nepotism. To me, he’s the advancement of worker’s rights. Last week, the Milwaukee Bucks were eliminated from the 2024 NBA Playoffs by the Indiana Pacers. Giannis and Dame Lillard suffered injuries and surprisingly, Khris Middleton and Pat Bev couldn’t beat an actual […]
Monday night’s Knicks Game 1 win over the Indiana Pacers was once again, a demonstration of what happens when teams come to Madison Square Garden. See, teams keep arriving at the arena under the impression they are about to have a basketball game but they’re really walking into a caged octagon where the Knicks will […]
We did it. It’s finally over. The New York Knicks drove the Sixers to the airport to start their summer vacations. On Thursday night, New York won 118-115 in a brutal Game 6 where the Knicks were up 20 in the 1st quarter and ended up going down and somehow, went into halftime down 3. […]
The Dallas Mavericks are up 3-2 on the Clippers after a Game 5 beatdown. Dallas beat LA by 30 in the Clippers building thanks mainly to another Luka Doncic master class and no-call no-shows from the James Harden Paul George camp. Harden scored 7 points on 16% shooting. Paul George scored 15 points on 30% […]
The Knicks lost 106-112 in overtime to the Philadelphia 76ers. What do you want me to say here? New York was up 6 points with 28.2 seconds left. They lost by 6. I’m disgusted. I barely slept last night. But let’s talk about what happened Tuesday night. 1. Tyrese Maxey wants to keep playing […]
I’ve done these live articles for New York Giants games in the past. The NFL has way more stoppage time and breaks to gather thoughts than an NBA game but this Knicks Sixers series is the most important playoff series of my life. This is the first Knicks team I truly believe can win a […]
In the early days of the 2019-2020 NBA season, Russell Westbrook and his Houston Rockets beat the Los Angeles Clippers 102-93. James Harden dropped 47 points and Russ immediately took this as an opportunity to mock his defender, Patrick Beverley. “Pat Bev trick y’all man. … He just running around, doing nothing” Russell Westbrook and […]
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