Biggest storylines of the season Everyone is focused on the returns of Kawhi Leonard and Klay Thompson and how they’ll impact the title picture but I’d say Jamal Murray coming back from his ACL injury will quite literally decide who takes who the chip. Back-to-back 40-PT games for @BeMore27! Jamal Murray’s 42 PTS (33 […]
Biggest storyline of the season We can talk about the fit with the new cast of characters coming to the Windy City but this season is all about Zach LaVine. He’s become one of the best scorers in the NBA yet he’s playing on a one-year deal with no extension in sight. Signing […]
Biggest storyline of the season The Timberwolves fired their GM a month before the season started because he was so so horny. The last move he made was acquiring Pat Bev. Dope. No idea what Minnesota is doing up there. Karl-Anthony Towns is statistically one of the best big men ever and no […]
Biggest storyline of the season This might be the first you’re hearing this so brace yourself: Ben Simmons doesn’t want to be on the 76ers anymore. It’s difficult to pick a side in this fight. On one side, we saw Ben Simmons break a postseason record for the worst free throw percentage ever. […]
Biggest storyline of the season This is the season we learn if the Heat’s success in the bubble was a scam or not. We allowed Duncan Robinson and Tyler Herro to become household names. Are we sure Bam Adebayo is…good? Or are the Heat always going to be talked about in high […]
Biggest storyline of the season Jason. Fucking. Kidd. This bum ass hoe has been granted a THIRD CHANCE to coach an NBA team after his heist in Brooklyn and his awkward tyrannical rule in Milwaukee where he bullied Giannis just to prove that he was the most powerful man in the room […]
Biggest storyline of the season I wish I had something cuter to say here other than “can the Bucks repeat??” but I find this Milwaukee team to be very boring. Like, where are the anti-vaxxers? Where’s the story about Khris Middleton missing practice because he was out too late with the hoes? Yawn. […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Kawhi Leonard tore his ACL against the Utah Jazz in the playoffs and has no timetable for a return. This is a man who takes his sweet ass time recovering from injuries so there’s about a 98% chance Kawhi doesn’t even play this season and as you […]
Biggest storyline of the season Bradley Stevens littlefingered Danny Ainge. He stole the GM job and immediately reshaped the roster in his own image by shipping out Kemba Walker to bring Al Horford back to Boston for some reason. He also brought back Enes Kanter. There is nothing Bad Stevens hates more than […]
Biggest storyline of the season THE GANG IS BACK BAYBEEEE. Except Steph Curry is a year older, Klay Thompson hasn’t played in an NBA game in 2 years and Draymond Green looks like he’s trying to get a medicine ball inside of a needle eye. Some people believe it’ll be like riding a […]
Biggest storyline of the season I mean like, I can’t even be cute and talk about injuries or defense as if Kyrie Irving is one week away from hosting a Trump rally in Williamsburg. It’s tough for a 29-year old who clearly cares about good causes to have this identity crisis so publicly when […]
Biggest storyline of the season: The Lakers are the oldest team in the NBA. I’m sure this is the first time you’re hearing this but it’s true. They are geriatric. But the biggest storyline for the Lakers is dropping the atomic bomb that is Russell Westbrook. We can talk about his intensity and […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Some people can talk about Julius Randle’s regression. Others will bring up the rise of RJ Barrett. Are the Knicks angling for a Dame Lillard trade? I’ve heard it all. But the biggest storyline of the year is the return of Tom Thibodeau. There’s a reason why Thibs […]
Kyrie Irving is a complicated individual. Or at least, he’d like for people to believe that about him. His newest endeavor has been taking his anti-vax stance so far that the Brooklyn Nets decided this week that Kyrie will not be part of the team until he takes the Covid-19 vaccine. Here’s what Nets GM […]
When NBA vaccination discourse dominated the internet last week, Andrew Wiggins was one of the big name players who refused to be vaccinated because of private personal reasons or some bullshit. he was adamantly against getting this free medicine despite playing in San Francisco where he would literally not be allowed in the stadium without […]
DeAndre Ayton’s career was always going to be under scrutiny after going no. 1 over one of the best basketball talents we’ve ever seen in Luka Doncic. Especially when you consider that he was selected by Phoenix because he went to college locally at Arizona. That’s the type of dumb cute shit that puts the […]
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