There is nothing lamer than going out of your way trying to be cool. Ja Morant cannot stop himself from being the corniest guy in the world. Last season, The NBA suspended Morant. He was forced to go to fake gangbanging rehab after being filmed shirtless and waving his gun at a strip club. He […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 New York Knicks won 47 games and finished 5th in the Eastern Conference. The team finished 3rd in offensive rating and 7th in net rating. They were a Top 10 team in the […]
I try to avoid jumping on a soapbox to shake my head in disappointment when sports people say dumb sports shit but this article is more about my growing frustration towards the NBA media and how little they care about the games they watch and the players they cover. This week, everyone dogpiled on Anthony […]
After a disgusting Game 4 where the Knicks looked like they were ready to start their summer vacations, New York saved their season with a 112-103 victory over a Miami Heat team that seemed determined to miss every wide open shot they took. Here are the 4 biggest takeaways from Knicks Heat Game 5: […]
Since retiring from the NBA in 2021, JJ Redick has been one of the most popular names in NBA media. Whether we see clips from his podcast or clips of him angrily correcting Stephen A. Smith—who gets his information from cock sources—JJ is typically on our timelines and newsfeeds saying some smart basketball shit. This […]
This article is going to hurt to write. As a lifelong Knicks fan, it brings me no joy to make this statement but after watching this team lose 101-109 in Game 4 to the Miami Heat to go down 3-1 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals I have no choice but to make this unfortunate announcement: […]
On Sunday night, the Phoenix Suns beat the Denver Nuggets 129-124 to even up the series 2-2. We should be talking about the unbelievable performances of Nikola Jokic, Kevin Durant and Devin Booker but instead, we need to discuss a confrontation that took place at the end of the second half between Nikola Jokic and […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
This week, the NBA awarded Joel Embiid with the 2022-23 MVP. All season, there was a debate between back-to-back winner, Nikola Jokic, and his runner-up every year, Embiid. Well, Joel finally won the trophy and a local Colorado newspaper columnist used this as an opportunity to share some of his weird-ass Jokic fan fiction. Mark […]
The Miam Heat came into Madison Square Garden for Game 1 and left with a massive 108-101 road victory to steal homecourt advantage away from the New York Knicks. A Knicks team that missed seemingly every single jump shot and shrunk in the second half while the Heat rose to the occasion. Here are 4 […]
The Golden State Warriors should be the defending champions easily mopping up this young Sacramento Kings team but instead, the two teams are going to 7 games after a big 118-99 victory in Game 6 by the Kings to extend this series. Sacramento got a huge boost from the 26 minutes in which Jordan Poole […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
The Knicks just dragged the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 5 to advance to the next round of the playoffs. Going into this series, the narrative was that Cleveland had a frontcourt advantage with All-Star Jarrett Allen and Defensive Player of the Year runner-up Evan Mobley. But no one accounted for the Knicks secret weapon: Mitchell […]
Ime Udoka was the Prince That Was Promised. In his first season ever as a head coach, he led the Boston Celtics to 51 wins and a trip to the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors. Everyone on the Celtics reached their full potential and Udoka was looking like the best head coach in […]
Two seasons ago, the Knicks made the playoffs for the first time in 8 years thanks to the Most Improved Player, Julius Randle, and Coach of the Year, Tom Thibodeau. And they were immediately sent on vacation thanks to Trae Young. It was Trae’s first career playoff series but it didn’t matter. He averaged 29 […]
Dillon Brooks is currently facing something that many of us spend our entire lives trying to avoid. Brooks is facing the consequences of his actions creeping up on him and in about a week, Dillon Brooks may need to learn how to drive a forklift soon because if the Memphis Grizzlies lose in the first […]
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