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Jason Whitlock Is Absolutely Right Thinking Doris Burke Shouldn’t Be in the NBA Broadcasts

ESPN has spent the summer sending everyone and their mothers to the unemployment line including Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson—two-thirds of their main NBA broadcast team. Mike Breen remains but he will be joined by recently fired Sixers coach, Doc Rivers and Doris Burke. Well Jason Whitlock—an expert on being fired by ESPN—has shared […]

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How To Make The Perfect NBA Podcast

Growing up, retired NBA players joining the media was the most boring, fast-forward-able part of every ESPN broadcast. Outside of the TNT crew, it’s gotten astronomically worse today. Kendrick Perkins TV segments are punishments. Jay Williams will defend everything Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving does because they’re in a group chat together. Does anyone else […]

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I Don’t Give a Shit About The BIG3

The BIG3 is a 3-on-3 basketball league created by antisemitic rapper Ice Cube and his long-term Jewish business partner Jeff Kwatinetz—where retired basketball players wheeze through half-court pickup games you’d see at your local YMCA. I never wanted the league to fail. I was indifferent about the whole thing. It’s cool these old-timers get a […]

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NBA

TALK THAT SHIT, EVAN

Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]

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Stop Asking Karl-Anthony Towns Questions

Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]

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