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NBA

Enes Kanter is a Genius

Enes Kanter played his final NBA game on February 8th, 2022. He scored 7 points. He was then traded to the Houston Rockets and instantly cut from the roster. No other team would sign him. Earlier in the season, he changed his name to Enes Freedom when he received American citizenship. All of his tweets […]

nick kerr
NBA

Myyyyyyyyyyyyy Nick Kerr

Big changes coming to the Golden State Warriors organization as the team is hiring Steve Kerr’s son to coach the G-League affiliate team, the Santa Cruz Warriors. The Warriors are promoting Nick Kerr, Steve Kerr’s son, to head coach of their G-League team, per @anthonyVslater pic.twitter.com/LJhP5I3CKj — Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) August 9, 2023 Congrats to […]

jalen green draya
NBA

Just Be Yourself, Jalen

21-year-old Jalen Green is preparing to make a huge leap in his third NBA season with a Houston Rockets squad that retooled this offseason with a brand new head coach and hilariously absurd contracts to Fred Vanvleet and Dillon Brooks. However, Jalen Green’s offseason took an interesting turn when a sex tape leaked. A sex […]

jason whitlock doris burke
NBA

Jason Whitlock Is Absolutely Right Thinking Doris Burke Shouldn’t Be in the NBA Broadcasts

ESPN has spent the summer sending everyone and their mothers to the unemployment line including Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson—two-thirds of their main NBA broadcast team. Mike Breen remains but he will be joined by recently fired Sixers coach, Doc Rivers and Doris Burke. Well Jason Whitlock—an expert on being fired by ESPN—has shared […]

nba podcast
NBA

How To Make The Perfect NBA Podcast

Growing up, retired NBA players joining the media was the most boring, fast-forward-able part of every ESPN broadcast. Outside of the TNT crew, it’s gotten astronomically worse today. Kendrick Perkins TV segments are punishments. Jay Williams will defend everything Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving does because they’re in a group chat together. Does anyone else […]

big3
NBA

I Don’t Give a Shit About The BIG3

The BIG3 is a 3-on-3 basketball league created by antisemitic rapper Ice Cube and his long-term Jewish business partner Jeff Kwatinetz—where retired basketball players wheeze through half-court pickup games you’d see at your local YMCA. I never wanted the league to fail. I was indifferent about the whole thing. It’s cool these old-timers get a […]

evan fournier
NBA

TALK THAT SHIT, EVAN

Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]

karl-anthony towns
NBA

Stop Asking Karl-Anthony Towns Questions

Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]

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