Joe Rogan is the funniest stand-up comedian of all time. The greatest game show host. Shout out to Fear Factor. And obviously, the most important and talented podcaster to ever unbox a microphone from Amazon. But this week, Rogan mentioned that Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, asked to come on the podcast and Rogan refused. Joe […]
Many of you have moved on from the election. I’m jealous. It’s the only thing I think about. I haven’t slept in weeks. How did Kamala Harris lose to the carny that makes you spend $60 at a random pop-up festival ring toss game to win a teddy bear that only costs $5 you will […]
Saturday Night Live is my refuge after a long week of canvassing, fundraising and self-actualizing. It’s my haven, where my best buddies Colin Jost and Michael Che, and the other ones, make me forget about all the injustices in this world. With Donald Trump back in the White House, we need Saturday Night Live now […]
Over the summer, I went to go see Twisters in the theatre. I went to one of those 4DX movies where the seat moved when the characters were in danger and air would blow in your face when the tornados were near. It was absolutely lit. The vibes were immaculate—(once the SO and I changed […]
I love game shows. I’m a simple, slow Neanderthal. Jeopardy is a half-hour-long attack on my self-esteem as I struggle to get one answer right and if I do get it right, I don’t say my answer until after the contestant does and I’ll whisper to myself “Yea, I knew that.” The Floor has the […]
In the first 4 games of his NFL career, Malik Nabers immediately established himself as the best wide receiver in the league—capable of singlehandedly dominating a game despite catching balls from a guy who rarely throws with his eyes open and will stumble over his own cleats at least once a game. Until he suffered […]
The Bachelor franchise has me in a chokehold. Between The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and now The Golden Bachelor, I am locked in every Monday night to see (white) people in their mid-20’s struggle to be borderline perfect suitors as they compete against 29 of their peers to win the heart of a […]
Welcome to Media Mayhem where I make fun of media people whose jobs I used to want when I was a teenager until I realized how unremarkable most of these folks are. This week we have Fox Sports 1 switching things up and RGIII and Sam Ponder getting fired on their day off. […]
This week, I saw Twisters so I am all the way back in on going to see big Summer blockbusters in theatres. Deadpool and Wolverine feels like an event I should be apart of. The first X-Men movie came out in 2000. Every Fox-produced X-Men movie was a pile of dogshit. If I’m being […]
Too Hot Too Handle is one of my favorite dating shows where 10 sociopaths go to an island expecting to hump everyone in their line of sight, only to find out hooking up is against the rules. It’s an interesting examination of how even the best-looking people in our society can still be overwhelmingly disgusting […]
Welcome to Deaderiousness movie reviews where we break down the good, the bad and the ugly of films we love, hate and just watched because we couldn’t find anything else. Spoilers, probably. What happens in A Family Affair? Okay, so Zac Efron plays Chris Cole, a movie star from some sort of Icarus-inspired trilogy concerned […]
Kendrick Lamar told Drake “I am the culture and you are a vulture draining our resources for fame”. He followed that up by bringing together California artists for a massive Los Angeles pop-up show on Juneteenth to c-walk on his grave. Bloods and crips joined forces to call Drake a pedophile at the top of […]
Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
Comedy Central roasts were dope. Sometimes. Go watch the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts—A+’s. But Comedy Central isn’t really a thing anymore and stand-up comedy in general sort of fell off a cliff thanks to comedians being either too terrified to tell jokes in fear of imaginary internet scorn or too lazy to work […]
In 2002, I watched The Rock and Hollywood Hulk Hogan have their Icon vs. Icon match at Wrestlemania 18. It was the passing of the torch. Hulk Hogan, a manipulating control freak whose sole motivation in life is to accumulate as much wealth, power, and adoration as possible, was transferring the baton over The Rock […]
Jerry Seinfeld has a mediocre TV show or movie or something coming to Netflix this weekend. It’ll be the most average thing ever made and I’ll watch every second of it because I binge everything and immediately run out of shit to consume. Actually, you know what? While we’re all here, let’s watch the trailer […]
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