Carole Baskin Didn't Kill Her Husband...He's Been Alive This Whole Time

Carole Baskin is a woman who should have never been allowed to become famous but thanks to Netflix and a global pandemic, we all know this loser and her obsession with stealing Tigers from the wild and pretending to be a hero for it.

Also thanks to the Tiger King doc, we know that Carole Baskin had a husband who mysteriously went missing in 1997. The Internet did the thing that the Internet does where they hate every single woman that exists so naturally came conspiracy theories that she killed her husband by feeding her to the tigers or whatever.

Well, new information has been brought to our attention. In a 2021 interview with ITV’s This Morning, Carole Baskin revealed that her husband is actually quite alive and yes, even breathing with all of his limbs attached and all.

Here’s what she said about her husband:

“They said my husband, Don Lewis, is alive and well in Costa Rica. And yet all of this drama has been made about me having something to do with his disappearance, when Homeland Security has known where he is,”

Apparently, Homeland Security located her husband a while ago but I get the feeling Carole didn’t need the government to step in and find his latitude and longitude. Everyone wanted to speculate on how she murdered him but it was very clear what occurred between these two weirdos.

They broke up…

Carole’s husband had a whole ass life in Costa Rica with a mistress and all the exotic animals he wanted. Some people just need a Spanish mami to hold at night and a bobcat to wrestle during the day.

It behooves Carole Baskin to have people believe she was some badass who murdered an abusive husband instead of the very obvious reality that he simply got fed up and the two agreed to go their separate ways so he can sleep with his side chick guilt-free.

Carole Baskin is a low-IQ asshole so hopefully this is the final time I ever have to think about this woman who I imagine smells like an uncleaned litter box as she surrounds herself with animals that she ‘saved’ so she can get credit for putting them in slightlyyyyy bigger cages than their original captors so they can enjoy the very short life they have before Carole brutally murders them when they have a slight cough.

Oh, she also donated $31k to Republican candidates but of course she did. Those are the politicians who will turn a blind eye to her animal graveyard. She and Republican politicians love two things: getting away with murder and smiling with ALL gums and like, the tiniest little teeth.

Fuck Carole Baskin and I’m glad her husband found happiness away from her awkwardly saying ‘Hey all you cool cats and kittens’ in his ear every morning.

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