Bill Belichick is Bringing in the Worst Head Coaches in NFL History to Ruin Mac Jones

The New England Patriots offensive coordinator, Josh McDaniels, moved on this offseason to become the next coach of the Las Vegas Raiders after Jon Gruden’s hilarious emails leaked thus leaving a massive hole in the Bill Belichick coaching staff.

Bill Belichick’s genius solution to replacing Josh McDaniels was to bring in two of the biggest losers in recent NFL history. Matt Patricia and Joe Judge are currently battling to become the primary offensive play-caller for the Patriots. Laugh out loud.

Last season, the New York Giants ranked 31st in yards and points. Let’s just say they were the worst offense in the NFL because the Jacksonville Jaguars were being led by a horny sociopath who didn’t even know all of his players names.

Somehow, the guy who went from special teams assistant to atrocious head coach has now managed to fail upwards into potentially running an offense even though he has established himself as one of the worst offensive minds currently active in the sport.

Joe Judge has the failure of Daniel Jones at the top of his resume and somehow he is being trusted with the growth and development of 2nd year QB, Mac Jones.

Last season, the Giants had what I can only describe as the worst play call in the history of history. In the final game of the season against the Washington Commanders—a division rival you’d think you’d have enough pride to want to compete against—Joe Judge elected to run a QB sneak on 3rd and 9 on their own 5-yard line.

The 4-12 Giants just ran a very obvious QB sneak on third-and-9 in the second quarter of Week 18.

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— Pete Hailey (@PeteHaileyNBCS) January 9, 2022

Joe Judge gave up on his football team. He quit on the New York Giants long before he was rightfully fired. He tried to run a goal line offense FROM HIS OWN GOAL LINE on 3rd and long and has failed upwards into potentially becoming the offensive coordinator of one of the most prestigious franchises in the NFL.

Matt Patricia left the Detroit Lions with a fantastic 13-29 win-loss record in 3 years. The best teams could win 13 games in one season. Patricia won 13 games in 3 years. Matt Stafford was his QB and they won 13 games in 3 years. Matt Stafford was traded away from Detroit and immediately won a Super Bowl.

Also worth noting Matt Patricia was a defensive coordinator prior to his failure in Detroit. There is truly no reason why he should be calling offensive plays for the Patriots this upcoming season.

Here’s a little snippet from The Athletic’s report on this strange storyline:

As Belichick and his staff ironed out their practice plans each day, the coaches predetermined who would lead each period, according to sources. It had been speculated — with Patricia taking charge of the run-based periods and Judge in control of the pass-based periods — there might be a run-game coordinator and pass-game coordinator this season. However, that hasn’t been the case so far, according to a source.

Belichick has not yet decided who will call the plays during the season, but it’s trending in Patricia’s direction, according to a source. Patricia and Judge are each preparing for the possibility of calling plays, but Patricia’s workload this spring has suggested he’s the early favorite to handle that responsibility.

Bill Belichick the mastermind is preparing a duel-offensive coordinator with a defensive coordinator being in charge of the running game and a guy who had the 31st ranked passing game last season to lead the Patriots passing game. Ok.

This is going to be a hilarious season for the Mac Jones haters out there. He is going to have two of the worst offensive minds in his ear before every play leading to inevitable disaster. This is about to be the funniest season in New England Patriots history.