Domingo German is done in 2023. He is currently detoxing in one of the finest rehab facilities money can buy following an incident occurring over the weekend where German showed up at his scheduled start under the influence. Here’s what went down in the Yankees clubhouse this week: According to SNY’s Andy Martino, Germán “grew […]
Look, we ALL know when something big happens in Hollywood, we rush to American Ninja Warrior contestant, Stephen Amell, so we can wrap our heads around what’s going on in the world. Writers and actors across Hollywood are on strike in an attempt to lessen the gap between their wages and the money these studios […]
Many of us know Rudy Giuliani as the mayor of New York when 9/11 happened. Following the attacks, he was out every day in an NYPD cap and Yankees bomber jacket to let the whole world know “New York”. Due to his successful venture as “man from New York”, Rudy was able to become the […]
The 2023 New York Yankees are a movie. Or a documentary on how not to run a professional baseball organization. I am loving every second of this nonsense and now, just 35 days after throwing a perfect game, Domingo German will miss the remainder of the 2023 MLB season to check himself into an impatient […]
Indianapolis Colts star running back, Jonathan Taylor and Colts owner, Jim Irsay are at WAR. Taylor is ready to get his payday while Irsay is freshly awake from a weekend-long bender and wants nothing to do with paying a running back. NFL Running Back situation- We have negotiated a CBA,that took years of effort and […]
Growing up, retired NBA players joining the media was the most boring, fast-forward-able part of every ESPN broadcast. Outside of the TNT crew, it’s gotten astronomically worse today. Kendrick Perkins TV segments are punishments. Jay Williams will defend everything Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving does because they’re in a group chat together. Does anyone else […]
The BIG3 is a 3-on-3 basketball league created by antisemitic rapper Ice Cube and his long-term Jewish business partner Jeff Kwatinetz—where retired basketball players wheeze through half-court pickup games you’d see at your local YMCA. I never wanted the league to fail. I was indifferent about the whole thing. It’s cool these old-timers get a […]
Something incredible happened over the weekend at the Indianapolis Colts facility. Owner, Jim Irsay, had a Saturday I’m sure he will regret and that’s exactly what makes him the best owner in the league. Star Colts running back, Jonathan Taylor, has been in a quiet dispute with the team over a new contract. So naturally, […]
America is a super fun country where you are one accident or cough away from total financial ruin so people have to beg strangers to crowdfund their healthcare costs. Megan Fox has a nail tech, Brittney Boyce, who is currently dealing with this conundrum as her father begins his expensive cancer therapy. Megan Fox, being […]
NBA players requesting trades has broken so many brains. A star player says he wants to change cities and suddenly, everyone turns into anti-labor union busters. Julius Erving joins the growing list of butt-hurt dorks who think players who demand trades should be shot in the face for their war crimes. “They have not helped […]
Sean Payton is about to be the funniest head coach this season. After spending a year working for Fox Sports and openly speaking his mind on all things NFL, he is now bringing that same level of candidness with him as the Denver Broncos head coach. In an interview with USA Today, Sean Payton unloaded […]
81-year-old Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell had a weird ass press conference Wednesday afternoon where he kind of shut down mid-sentence and stared off into the distance. What in the world just happened here pic.twitter.com/3oOqSEhYLU — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) July 26, 2023 Again, this man runs the Republicans in the Senate. He was born in […]
On Monday night, Bronny James was hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest during a practice with the USC Trojans basketball team. You wouldn’t have known it from LeBron James’s Twitter account though as he posted memes through it. Wow, he’s just like me. Posting through trauma. It appears Bronny is recovering fine. I remember when the […]
At one point, Doja Cat was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth. And her name still rings bells like, I’m choosing to write about her because I know there are a bajillion Google searches for her name every day and maybe some people will accidentally click on a Deadseriousness link. In 2020, Say […]
Being an NFL head coach is one of the hardest jobs in sports. You need to get 53 guys all working together on a gameplan that takes you 24 hours a day to establish and if the opposing coach happens to have a better plan against you or you face a more talented team, your […]
Don’t you just hate it when you spend all of your free time begging local massage therapists to leave their studios and meet you in hotel rooms or at your house so you can leverage your celebrity to pressure professional women into becoming sex workers against their will and then suddenly the whole world hates […]
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