This was supposed to be an article praising the New York Knicks on their Game 1 victory over the Indiana Pacers but then I remember good things do not happen to me. As a child I was was given the curse of being born. I didn’t ask for this. So to avoid depression-typing 1,000 words […]
A few days ago, I wrote about a former Phoenix Suns employee, Gene Traylor, filing a lawsuit against the team—citing allegations of discrimination and harassment. Traylor was the head of security and claims to have been demoted when he, well, went to his boss with several security claims—including Phoenix Mercury star, Britney Griner, being followed […]
Joe Biden is 9,430,104 years old, born on Pangea. His first pet was a dodo bird. After 4 years of wandering around the White House, talking to himself while his dogs were biting anyone who made eye contact with him—and then deciding to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN—despite the svelte man in the black coak holding […]
Welcome to Crying in Baseball, Deadseriousness’s weekly baseball column, where I cry and complain about all things Major League Baseball. This week, we’ve got Juan Soto’s sad return to The Bronx, an automatic strike zone that may not be so automatic and the return of Pete Rose. Juan Soto: The One Who Got Away […]
Breaking Phillies news: Phillies closer Jose Alvarado has been suspended for 80 games. But also … he’d be ineligible to pitch in the postseason if the Phillies get there. [image or embed] — Jayson Stark (@jaysonst.bsky.social) May 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM The Philadelphia Phillies are neck and neck with the New York Mets for […]
It is extremely expensive to purchase an NBA franchise. You can’t just, like, show up to work on time and try harder than everyone and hope to amass the wealth necessary to become an NBA owner. In order to acquire that much money, you have to be a bad human who exploits workers and lies […]
After back-to-back heartbreaking 2nd-round exits, the New York Knicks finally reached the Eastern Conference Finals—4 wins away from an NBA Finals berth with only the Indiana Pacers in their way. The New York Knicks could return to the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999—but first, they have to survive one more round against […]
For the second postseason in a row, the biggest storyline is the number of injuries to star players. This year, Steph Curry, Jayson Tatum, Darius Garland, Evan Mobley, Donovan Mitchell, Jaylen Brown, and now Denver Nuggets star, Aaron Gordon, is the latest to suffer from a hamstring injury that made him questionable for Denver’s biggest […]
Journalism is dead, capitalism killed it. Profits have become priority number one over actual, real journalism—forcing many newsrooms to close down. It’s expensive to send journalists around the country for weeks to hammer out the details of stories while the financial return of that investment is no longer great enough to convince the Venture Capilists […]
Brittany Mahomes has been the butt of jokes for years. Her husband became the best quarterback in the NFL—and suddenly, the spotlight was on this proud wife—who was simply enjoying her husband’s success—but happened to have little gopher teeth—and beady eyes—and the body of a tall 11-year-old boy. Is there anyone worse than Jackson Mahomes […]
The Baltimore Orioles fired manager Brandon Hyde, sources told ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 17, 2025 STATEMENT FROM THE ORIOLES pic.twitter.com/oDdvTO2b8W — Baltimore Orioles (@Orioles) May 17, 2025 With the Baltimore Orioles sitting at the bottom of the AL East with a 15-28 record, the team is firing their manager, Brandon Hyde. Two […]
All season long, everyone and their mothers automatically pencilled the Boston Celtics into the Finals, disregarding the other 14 teams in the Eastern Conference. And I get it. They’re the defending champions, having marched through a Miami Heat team, playing without 6-time NBA All-Star, Jimmy Butler. Then they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers, playing without Donovan […]
The greatest basketball player of all time is returning to the NBA world, just when we need him the least, to join next year’s NBC broadcasts as a “special contributor”. A legendary addition to our team! We’re thrilled to welcome Michael Jordan as a special contributor to the NBA on NBC and Peacock. pic.twitter.com/Pjsq8tokfi — […]
Before the Knicks sent the Boston Celtics to the 2026 NBA Lottery, ESPN aired the 2025 one. Here are the results: The 2025 #NBADraftLottery presented by State Farm Results! pic.twitter.com/rk5R8IVurT — NBA (@NBA) May 12, 2025 Let’s talk winners and losers of the 2025 NBA Draft lottery. Here are the winners: 1. People Who Like […]
At the end of Game 4, with the Boston Celtics minutes away from going down 3-1 to the New York Knicks, Jaylen Brown committed a disgusting turnover, forcing Jayson Tatum to quickly change directions before crumbling to the floor with a non-contact ankle injury. Man this video of Jayson Tatum’s injury making me tear up […]
Following the 2025 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signed undrafted interior defensive lineman, Desmond Watson, out of Florida. Watson finished his 2024 season with 20 tackles and a batted-down pass in 13 games. His stats don’t jump off the page but stats don’t make him special. Here’s 437-pound Desmond Watson from Florida at Buccaneers […]
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