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Orlando paid a hefty price to acquire Grizzlies guard Desmond Bane 👀 (Picks via @joshrobbins.bsky.social) [image or embed] — The Athletic (@theathletic.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM Desmond Bane is leaving Memphis and the ear drum-shattering sounds of Ja Morant’s gunshots—and heading to Orlando—and the ear drum-shattering sounds of Franz Wagner bricking jumpers off […]
The Oklahoma City Thunder are one game away from winning an NBA Championship after their 120-109 Game 5 victory over the Indiana Pacers to go up 3-2 in the series. Thursday night could be the end of the 2024-25 NBA season with the Pacers losing in front of their home fans—in front of their hoes. […]
As a Knicks fan, I’d hate to see a 37-year-old with a busted achilles and a social media addiction join my beloved team. The man is almost guaranteed to miss a chunk of the season with some injury and, even in Golden State, he’s brought strange vibes to every ball club. I’m not sure how […]
The Boston Red Sox haven’t finished a season above .500 since 2021. 4 years of mediocrity. I thought this Boston winning every championhip bullshit was over. They shot Big Papi. The Red Sox dark magic had been vanquished. Their team owner, John Henry, started winning championships and immediately used the additional revenue to purchase everything. […]
Tires on Netflix is one of my favorite new shows. Comedian Shane Gillis plays an immature, underachieving car mechanic This scene pretty sums up Gillis’s character. Tires Season 2, a Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres June 5. pic.twitter.com/AWIttveW2f — Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) April 1, 2025 And in 2025, this is everyone […]
Dear Riley Gaines, I pray this reaches your eyes—although I understand how busy you must be changing the world. See, you are an inspiration to folks like me. Whenever I see you trending—standing up against trans women in sports—a non-issue to most people because statistically, there are sooooo few trans women attempting to participate […]
The Pittsburgh Pirates stink. They’re only mentioned as background characters in the life of Paul Skenes—the best pitcher in baseball. Skenes is only 4-6 in his 14 starts, thanks to the bad team around him. Pittsburgh is 29th in runs—ahead of only the Colorado Rockies—a team that, at this point, I have to believe is […]
In 2012, Wade Miley was The Prince Who Was Promised for the Arizona Diamondbacks. In a textbook definied “average” season, finishing 81-81, 25-year-old Wade Miley looked like the type of player a front office just pencils into their rotation for the next decade. Here’s what Miley did back in ’12: 16 wins 11 losses 194.2 […]
The New York Football Giants didn’t have the greatest season ever last year. They won 3 games. Out of 17. That’s a very small number of wins. But Giants owner and free Pepsi merchant, John Mara, allowed the front office as well as the coaches, one more year to prove their worth—including defensive coordinator, Shane […]
Hey, Aaron Rodgers is a Pittsburgh Steeler. ESPN sources: Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers was in the team’s training facility today to sign his one-year, $13.65 million contract that includes $10 million guaranteed and has a maximum value of $19.5 million. The deal includes $5.85 million worth of playtime and team performance… pic.twitter.com/a9DygTvufb — Adam Schefter […]
Yesterday, I said I’d give WWE another try. I get why people enjoy this. I, too, would love barking when the Brothers Bron march to the ring to help Seth Rollins win the Money in the Bank briefcase. Who doesn’t like barking? Especially when Bron is doing shit like this: Bron Breakker with an INSANE […]
After Wrestlemania, I said I was out on WWE. Then I saw this clip this morning… After a year of failure & plummeting ratings under a Cody Rhodes championship reign, it’s time for marks to accept reality: WWE needs to put a rocket on Logan Paul and position him as the top star in the […]
Hey, I hate the Oklahoma City Thunder. I know as a Knicks fan, I am legally required to run my car into anyone I see wearing a Pacers jersey. Reggie Miller mocked Spike Lee. Roy Hibbert blocked Carmelo Anthony at the rim. The Pacers have eliminated my favorite team from the playoffs in back-to-back seasons […]
Hey, the Suns have a new coach. Just In: The Phoenix Suns are hiring Cleveland Cavaliers assistant Jordan Ott as the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Ott has been an NBA assistant since 2012 and has a strong background of offensive and defensive creativity, player development and communication. pic.twitter.com/doDE6Fahdj — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) […]
#Bills coach Sean McDermott tells reporters that newly signed edge Joey Bosa pulled his calf and will more than likely be sidelined until training camp. RB James Cook, seeking a new deal, is not present. — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) May 27, 2025 It’s May and Buffalo Bills new star pass rusher, Joey Bosa, is already […]
We can be crybabies, complaining about the refs missing calls or Tyrese Haliburton’s dad being allowed in the arena or the locker rooms showers being slightly cold or whatever—OR—we can lick our wounds, head back to Madison Squade Garden for Game 5 and turn Rick Carlisle into the new Doc Rivers as the Indiana Pacers […]
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