Aaron Rodgers is Spending Thousands of Dollars To Pretend to Be Poor

Whenever Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee Show, he reveals something new about himself. Everything I’ve learned about Aaron Rodgers has been against my will. This time, Aaron shared that he’ll be going on a Darkness Retreat during the offseason. Ok.

Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on an “darkness retreat” in a couple weeks. It’s 4 days, complete darkness, just himself, in a little house.

“I’ve had a number of friends who’ve done it and they had profound experiences.”

He expects a decision after that.

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) February 7, 2023

Ok.

Aaron Rodgers always says he wishes the Packers allowed him to participate in decision-making when it comes to the roster but I imagine it’s difficult for Green Bay to contact Rodgers while he’s hiding in a cave or some shit for a week with no phone.` You can’t help with the draft when you’re in a darkness retreat. Rodgers understands this, right?

Now, before we go any further it is crucial for me to stress this is incredibly unimportant. Aaron Rodgers is the needy guy at the party who intentionally drops something weird into the convo to force people to ask him to elaborate. This is very needy attention-seeking behavior. He’s the “did you know Abraham Lincoln was a Republican??” guy you never want to lock eyes with at the function because you know he’s going to be a contrarian loser to feel special momentarily.

But I can’t not be frustrated after Googling one of these fucking darkness retreats and seeing how much it costs to cosplay as someone who can’t afford the electric bill.

$2000 for bowls of soup and oatmeal. Rich people have two speeds: they’re either spending exorbitant amounts of money to pretend to be poor or they’re like Brett Favre getting even richer by stealing from the pockets of poor people.

Brett Favre wants people to stop talking about his crimes

Brett Favre has been busy as hell since retiring from the NFL. He’s mostly been preoccupied with building an empire via the stolen welfare funds of his hometown of Mississippi. Money he’s used to renovate his daughter’s volleyball team’s facility and to invest in a fake miracle concussion drug.

Now, he’s elected to file a lawsuit against random media personalities who have simply talked about the crimes he cannot stop committing.

Retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre filed lawsuits Thursday in Mississippi, accusing the state auditor and two national sportscasters of defaming him in public discussions about the misspending of welfare money that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in one of the poorest states in the nation.

The lawsuit against Auditor Shad White says the Republican “has carried out an outrageous media campaign of malicious and false accusations against Brett Favre — the Hall of Fame quarterback and native son of Mississippi — in a brazen attempt to leverage the media attention generated by Favre’s celebrity to further his own political career.”

In a separate lawsuit against former NFL player Shannon Sharpe, Favre said Sharpe made “egregiously false” statements about him on the Fox Sports talk show “Skip and Shannon: Undisputed,” including that Favre “stole money from people that really needed money.”

You know what’s a terrible way to get people to stop talking about you robbing the poorest state in America? Suing Shannon Sharpe and Pat McAfee—two of the loudest guys in sports media who will for sure use this as an opportunity to remind everyone that you are a thief.

Pat McAfee responds to Brett Favre’s lawsuit against him on the Pat McAfee Show:

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— Front Office Sports (@FOS) February 10, 2023

Nice Brett. Really sent a message here.

Aaron Rodgers’s quickly shrinking GOAT status

I am writing this a few hours after Patrick Mahomes carried the Kansas City Chiefs to a Super Bowl victory limping on one leg, stuffed head to toe with the same pills Brett Favre used to crush in his morning cereal.

And with his second Super Bowl trophy along with his second Super Bowl MVP, Patrick Mahomes has instantly minimized Aaron Rodgers’s legacy. For so many years, the NFL media was hitting you with “Tom Brady might be the greatest quarterback but Aaron Rodgers is the most talented ever”.

Well, that seems silly now with Mahomes clearly being both the greatest and most talented thus sending Rodgers hurling down the greatest QB list. Did anyone else notice that everyone keeps putting Peyton Manning automatically ahead of Rodgers?

We are witnessing Rodgers’s legacy shrinking right before our eyes and he’s literally one season away from winning the MVP. No one gives a shit. Maybe he needs this darkness retreat to escape from the arrows. The 27th greatest QB of all time deserves to have a week off.