Taylor Swift is Ruining the NFL

Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was Justin Fields throwing the ball in the dirt.

This week, she took her private jet over to New Jersey to watch Patrick Mahomes and Zach Wilson slapboxing. And once again, Taylor Swift and her pal Blake Lively were the only people on screen.

The constant Taylor talk has gotten so bad even Officer Kelce himself went on his podcast and said the NFL was ‘overdoing it’. No but seriously, Travis Kelce looks like he plants drugs on black teenagers he pulls over for some bullshit like their windows being too tinted or whatever before going home and beating his wife in front of his children. His mustache sucks.

Anyway yea:

Travis kelce said the NFL is overdoing it with the Taylor Swift coverage 💯

🎥: @newheightshow pic.twitter.com/zgUlkDi6VO

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) October 4, 2023

“I think it’s fun when they show who’s at the game. I think it brings a little bit more to the atmosphere, brings a little bit more to what you’re watching. But at the same time, they’re overdoing it a little bit.”

Facts. Thank you for speaking the truth, Travis.

The NFL went as far as asking networks to air free commercials for Taylor Swift’s concert movie coming out.

I’m just sick and tired of the NFL shoving this woman down my throat. When I watch a Kansas City Chiefs game, all I want is for the broadcast team to constantly talk about Travis Kelce—his current in-game performance, his career legacy and his dating/family life. I’m here for the FOOTBALL and the frequent cuts to Travis Kelce just standing on the sidelines.

Can we just have our game back—where there are 4 plays and then an immediate commercial break full of Travis Kelce ads. Like, get that woman off of my screen. I watch football to see dudes. Get these young blonde women the fuck out of my broadcast.

I only want to see my guy Travis appearing in commercials for Lowe’s, State Farm, DirecTV, Pfizer and Campbell’s Soup all night long. Not Taylor and her hot friends. Does the NFL think I turned to the Chiefs game to see Blake Lively’s symmetrical face?

Nope, I’m here for the ceaseless cuts to Donna Kelce quietly watching her son play.

Donna Kelce smashing Jake from State Farm 👀 pic.twitter.com/tFYiAGW38y

— james 🦕 (uncle of 4) (@JimboExotic) October 1, 2023

This is Donna Kelce sitting with Jake From State Farm.

You can’t even watch an EAGLES game without the Kelce’s being the main focal point of the broadcast. But that’s totally fine. It’s seeing Taylor Swift at the game that’s a real problem for me.

My favorite is when the games end and I switch over to Amazon Prime and the very first movie being advertised for me is the Kelce family documentary.

*whispers* I think Travis Kelce is in my house right. now.

All I know is the one person who hates seeing Taylor Swift at Chiefs games the most is Jackson Mahomes who might be on suicide watch knowing he blew his chance to pop his bussy in a TikTok with one of the most famous women on Earth because he got too drunk and groped a random woman.