Chicago White Sox center fielder, 2026 All-Star, and former member of the Savanah Bananas, stepped out the machine, Stefon—on a 5-game home run streak and the Chicago White Sox kept their boots on the AL Central.
Tristan Peters in his first full MLB season:
– All-Star
– Hit for the cycle
– HR in 5 straight games pic.twitter.com/YqMHCUxOKC— MLB (@MLB) August 27, 2026
On Wednesday night, the Chicago White Sox shattered the Rangers windows with a 10-4 victory. Tristan Peters hit his 5th home run in as many games, 5 straight with a bomb, White Sox franchise record and an MLB record for rookies.
Summer of ’21, Tristan Peters wore the Savanah Bananas uni—5 years later, Barry Bonds off a fresh BALCO delivery, ragdolling opposing pitchers, ending the season letting voters know, he, too, would like some Rookie of the Year votes.
The Chicago White Sox have the 3rd-most homers in baseball—led by rookies Munetaka Murakami, Sam Antonacci, Braden Montgomery, Tristan Peters now, and second-year shortstop Colston Montgomery.
The biggest losers of 2025, brewing superstars, the 2026 no. 1 overall pick, shortstop Roch Cholowsky waiting to join the action—a potential dynasty out of nowhere—beating the early vacation into the Texas Rangers.
Fortunately for Texas, Houston’s also in the middle of a slugfest with the New York Yankees, so the Rangers stay static, only half a game out of first place. Intentionally walking Tristan Peters every time he walks near
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