Giants QB Jaxson Dart is laundering his local celebrity to stump for republican congressional candidates…
New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart made a surprise appearance Friday to introduce President Trump at an event to campaign for Rep. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.).
“What’s up, what’s up, what’s up. Look, Big Blue Nation it’s a pleasure to be here,” Dart said to the crowd in Suffern, N.Y., as he introduced the president. “What an honor, what a privilege it is to be here.” (source)
Jaxson Dart: I’m grateful, I’m honored, I’m pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump. pic.twitter.com/8x60rnUzrz
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 22, 2026
It’s brutal opening up your phone and seeing your franchise quarterback licking Donald Trump’s boots—the same week of reporting about Trump securing a $1.8 billion fund to pay back all his supporters who rioted at the capital on January 6th—the same week of reporting of a settlement, granting Donald Trump and his entire family immunity from tax audits in perpetuity.
The corrupt tyrant enriches his family trust by stealing from all our pockets.
Picking and choosing which world leaders to snipe so he and his squad of tomb raiders can redirect the global oil market into their bank accounts—using the executive office to fill his pockets with other people’s money.
Jaxson Dart is honored to be puppeteered by the most transparently selfish human to ever walk Epstein Island.
I don’t actually care that Jaxson Dart is a Trump supporter.
We knew this last year.
Here’s what Jaxson Dart wrote on Instagram after that racist podcaster got his neck 3-hole punched:
“Praying for him and his family,” Dart wrote in one post along with a heartbroken emoji. “Charlie did great things for our country!! Political Violence NEEDS TO STOP!! Pray for our country man. This is disgusting and sad.”
Lara been Croft.
None of us should expect otherwise. The rich annoying white guy is a fan of the rich annoying white guy. Duh.
I didn’t expect Jaxson, or any actor or professional athlete, to spend their free time championing wealth redistribution.
No celebrity wearing a #ceasefire pin on a red carpet will save us from a government captured by corporate interests—the working class an afterthought—maximizing profits above all else—algorithms full of misinformation constantly manufacturing consent, 24/7.
Dart’s not even the biggest weirdo on the Giants.
The team is co-owned by Steve Tisch, one of Epstein’s most fervent clients.
I have fully come to terms with the fact that the bad guys won and will never face consequences for their actions.
Steve Tisch reportedly “transferred” his Giants ownership stake into a trust for his children, but still was seen in the Giants Draft Day war room, weighing in on the decision-making, you know, like an owner.
For the time being, this is the world we live in.
I may not care that Jaxson Dart is MAGA.
But his teammates might…
The Trump administration just successfully redistricted black Southerners out of voting power.
From erasing black history to attacking any programs that incentivize diversity, the Trump regime is unwavering in its assault on black and brown communities.
Jaxson Dart has to leave that stage with Trump and drive into NFL training camp surrounded by black teammates Donald Trump would call the cops on if they were standing outside of one of his hotels.
Always want your 2nd year QB with a grand total of 4 wins under his belt, prioritizing his social mobility over the locker room…
Why this is all good news for Giants fans
Are we sure Jaxson Dart is good?
He electrified a sleepy, stagnant sideline conditioned to watching six straight seasons of Daniel Jones jogging back every 3 plays, punt team mighty healthy.
He was brazen and defiant in his willingness to sacrifice his body to move the chains.
Every snap, Jaxson Dart carried the weight of his head coach’s job security.
But when the smoke settled, his stats were almost identical to Tyler Shough, the 26-year-old New Orleans Saints rookie who played in 5 fewer games than Dart.
And I’m pretty sure Tyler Shough sucks, so.
The Giants have a new head coach.
Fans should be hyped.
I feel you.
Arvell Reese vs. Everyone.
John Harbaugh is the next Tom Coughlin.
All the Hopium I can ingest.
There’s also a very good chance Jaxson Dart is just a reckless crash out—phone charging, potted succelent and a framed picture of his wife, posted up in the blue tent like a home office.
Now seeing him tap dance for Trump, maybe instead of cringing when he doesn’t get up from a hit stick, we find joy in witnessing a MAGA dork wallowing in pain.
If the Giants win a game, let’s go, we are back, see y’all at the parade.
If the Giants lose, no worries, Jaxson Dart’s having an awful day, soon holding Microsoft co-pilot pads for better QBs around the league.
The proletariat must seek minor pleasures wherever we find them.
While I await ICE’s Order 66, obliterating everyone without a Mar-A-Lago membership, the New York Football Giants are all I have.
Like, maybe next time Jaxson Dart gets rocked to sleep
And if you don’t have the stomach to laugh at an ACL tear of a supporter of a man responsible for thousands upon thousands of avoidable deaths, then I have a glass-half-full take on why this Jaxson Dart MAGA nonsense is actually good…
You know who else is MAGA?
Patrick Mahomes. Josh Allen. Lamar Jackson. Shit, the most accomplished athlete in New York, Aaron Judge, caught smiling ear-to-ear when Donald Trump visited the Yankees clubhouse last season.
IF ANYTHING, Jaxson Dart is following the path of every great athlete before him.
A future MVP was born this week.
Either way, we will survive this.
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