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Every time I open my phone, there’s a new photo or report about New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diannia Russini.

Vrabel had to miss the third day of the NFL Draft last month, attending therapy sessions to keep his family together.

A lot of evidence shows the two cuddled up over the years.

Holding hands at an adults-only resort in Sedona early this year led to more people checking their camera rolls and realizing the woman they saw with the Titans head coach was not actually his wife,—releasing old photos of them making out in a bar in 2020 and gambling at a casino in 2024.

But it’s the newest report that secures Mike Vrabel’s place as the best head coach in the NFL.

TMZ acquired a video clip of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini on the dock of a private rental company back in June 2021

 

 


Dianna Russini is visibly 7 months pregnant at this point.

Mike Vrabel is the best coach in the world

We all want to work for bosses who live their raps.

You don’t want a coach screaming at you about sacrifice and toughness while scantily clad women fed him grapes in the shade.

We currently live in an age where the managerial class demands workers abide by an unforgiving moral and ethnic standard while dining on our labor and begging Epstein for updates on hot new teens.

Not Mike Vrabel.

He started an affair with Dianna Russini, and he’s going to stick with it through the end—pregnant or not.

Most people who engage in extracurricular activities with a woman in a committed relationship or marriage understand that at some point, they may bear their spouse’s child—and fun’s over, time to go back to our real lives.

Mike Vrabel stuck it out through the 4th quarter.

Never quit banging her.

Showed toughness in the trenches, ceded no ground on third down.

The type of loyalty and perseverance he expects out of his players.

You stand with your girlfriend even as she’s moments away from having a son with her husband.

You keep attacking that birth canal til you see life.

Now, I fear Vrabel will lose his edge this season.

No more late-night convos, checking up on the kid he splattered sperm all over as it gestated.

No more extremely public rendezvous, committing an affair in plain sight.

No more using his side chick to manipulate the Eagles into trading AJ Brown to his team.

This story is heartbreaking, really.

Two lovers forced to separate because of their “families” and “careers” and “optics”.

Mike Vrabel’s Patriots made the Super Bowl last season.

He and Dianna Russini probably had the best year of their lives together, drinking til they blacked out, leaving their significant others on read.

Take the under on New England this season.

Vrabel’s heart won’t be in it.

Russini has it.

 


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