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Baker Mayfield is one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. He’s too small to see down the field over his offensive linemen and sends the worst passes blindly that come nowhere near his receivers. Enter Amari Cooper, his newest victim.
Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick to the Cleveland Browns for a 2022 fifth-round pick and a sixth-round pick, per league sources.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2022
Sky was the limit for 27-year old Amari Cooper and now his career is over. We recently witnessed him arrive to Dallas and transform Dak Prescott—a QB who seemed to specialize in throwing footballs directly at his receiver’s cleats. Now, Prescott is often included in Top 10 lists.
Unfortunately, Cooper’s powers aren’t strong enough to fix Baker Mayfield who is probably sitting at home right now smiling ear-to-ear believing he is the best thing since sliced bread. Shit, last week Oklahoma announced they will be honoring Baker with a fucking statue.
A former Heisman Trophy winner and the no. 1 overall draft pick who stars in every other commercial, of course he thinks he’s the GOAT. Being drafted to the Cleveland Browns was the worst thing that could’ve happened for Baker. Cleveland had so many losing seasons that any semblance of relevancy made Baker feel like some messiah when in actuality, he has a losing win-loss record as a starter and has far more similarities with Blake Bortles than he does Patrick Mahomes.
We just saw Odell Beckham get driven to JFK Airport by the not-so-subtly racist afternoon drive time New York sports radio hosts who hated Beckham because he…danced(?). Beckham arrived in Cleveland ready to finally play with someone he deemed to be a real quarterback unlike his previous teammate, Eli Manning, who had the arm strength of a snake.
Let’s see how it went in Cleveland:
Baker Mayfield is so bad the Browns now have Odell Beckham playing defensive back pic.twitter.com/WxvyxpHhAG
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 27, 2020
Odell’s stats fell off a cliff and we had to question if he was washed because Baker has no idea where the football is going when it leaves his hands.
Odell’s dad had to post footage of all the times Beckham was wide open for Cleveland to finally make a change. No, they didn’t bench Baker for a better QB but instead elected to send Odell to the World Champion Los Angeles Rams where he once again looked like one of the best receivers in the league while Baker watched Joe Burrow—the confident no. 1 draft pick that Mayfield pretends to be—represent the AFC in the Super Bowl.
You’d think Cleveland would learn from what just happened this season. Amari Cooper isn’t going to save Baker. Mayfield is going to drown and pull Cooper under the water with him. This is the last we’ll ever discuss Amari because he’s about to disappear from the box scores.
#PrayForAmariCooper
